Hali the Emoji girl 
Goth Cinnamon Roll
[Can someone tell me why out of all the gods and goddesses humanity has created would you chose willingly to stick with the god that will send you to eternal suffering for not spending your entire mortal life kissing his ass just so you can spend eternity with him for being a good and obedient lapdog and continue to kiss his ass forever? ](https://youtu.be/V1CZUOTNBvk)