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You know I woke up this morning, took a leak, washed my face brushed my teeth and then I was like:


 
"UFC's Israel Adesanya should fight Bellator's Michael Page."


 
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I wouldn't be surprised if the fight suddenly becomes too fast for people to see. All the audience could hear are sound effects of punches and kicks and see sparks of two flametal clashing every now and then.


 
Also between rounds you'll have like a full on 25 minute backstory for each character.