Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
TheHappySpaceman 
Sweet F.A.
Who is the crowd that peers through the cage as we perform here upon the stage?
phoenixacezero 
Somewhere in the world, there probably a person drunk enough to have sex with a chainsaw.
tehwatever 
Scientist: Discovers a new ancient pre-homosapien species. Gives only vague ideas on how they may have looked like, their lifestyle and diet.
Artist: Let’s make them buff as hell with 5% body fat that is not only totally unsafe and unsustainable for a long period of time, but also only achievable with modern drugs and bodybuilding science.
Point being: NEVER trust an artist’s rendition on anything. Especially not even on a scientific subject meant for popular consumption.
Artist: Let’s make them buff as hell with 5% body fat that is not only totally unsafe and unsustainable for a long period of time, but also only achievable with modern drugs and bodybuilding science.
Point being: NEVER trust an artist’s rendition on anything. Especially not even on a scientific subject meant for popular consumption.
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@tehwatever
I mean, we have people in the post-apocalypse depicted as being fit, if not ripped, in video games and movies. We’re not known for our accuracy.
I mean, we have people in the post-apocalypse depicted as being fit, if not ripped, in video games and movies. We’re not known for our accuracy.
TheHappySpaceman
Sweet F.A.
@Count Adramélekh Sear
I love that song. That entire album is definitely a return to form for A7X–not that Hail to the King was bad, but they really seem to have found their stride again with The Stage ever since The Rev’s death.
I love that song. That entire album is definitely a return to form for A7X–not that Hail to the King was bad, but they really seem to have found their stride again with The Stage ever since The Rev’s death.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
@TheHappySpaceman
HTTK for me sounded like a bootleg Black Album. I’m impressed they’ve rebounded with the recent album.
HTTK for me sounded like a bootleg Black Album. I’m impressed they’ve rebounded with the recent album.
TheHappySpaceman
Sweet F.A.
@Count Adramélekh Sear
I was really impressed by some of the songs on it, like “Coming Home,” but as a whole Hail to the King wasn’t as strong as their three prior albums.
I was really impressed by some of the songs on it, like “Coming Home,” but as a whole Hail to the King wasn’t as strong as their three prior albums.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@phoenixacezero
Considering that sport obsession is encouraged while video game obsession is shamed, I’ll go with sports.
Considering that sport obsession is encouraged while video game obsession is shamed, I’ll go with sports.
Lord WyrmSpawN 
Lingering Wyvern
Guy makes a balloon dog for a kid, makes a few mocks woofs. Kid gets it, gives a few mock woofs, balloon explodes. Rather than crying, the kids goes: “Uh oh! He woofed too hard.”
I wish that kid was my kid.
I wish that kid was my kid.
Dirty Bit 
That's him, officer
@WyrmSpawN
Reminds me of that one scene from The Mask
“Sorry, kid. The dog was rabid, had to put’em down.”
Reminds me of that one scene from The Mask
“Sorry, kid. The dog was rabid, had to put’em down.”
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