Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

We don’t take kindly to folks who refuses to acknowledge that the JFK assassination was staged by the goverment to prevent the lizardmen making the flies sapient to start world war 3 early.

I’m looking for someone called Hugh Janus, does anyone know of a person?

@Myoozik

Take the children to the carnival? Why? What have children ever done for me?

I’m living proof that life is about making mistakes

@Dex Stewart
For the last time, it’s JAN-us, not JAY-nus. Why do people keep getting that wrong?

@Dirty Bit
At this point, my life isn’t about goal fulfillment as much as it’s about managing the fallout of my past mistakes.

@Background Human

Didn’t watch Sailor Moon enough.

I’m looking for a Mr. Jass, first name Hugh.

Preaching to the choir on that one

Lying in bed

Turning my head

Staring at the girl that never was.

Probably gonna die alone

With no one to phone

When I was asked why I didn’t make friends, I only said “Just because”.

Atychiphobia

You know I owe you own.

How can I sing this song, when I know it’s wrong, to fear disappointing everyone?

Atychiphobia

You are my only one.

The best relationship, I’ve ever had. Call it Stockholm syndrome, but you’re the closest thing I could call a dad.

Pickles to you then.

Well, I guess faries had my sleep mask.

@Myoozik

@Myoozik
So it’s ditched everything but news and music? What happened? Besides Facebook.

Holy crap… Haven’t touched my profile in over 14 years

The fact that signing up with Facebook is an option is baffling

@Myoozik
Ewww

I can’t describe the joy i can get from drinking from a plastic tankard.

For a mother who hates it when I’m crabby, she sure loves to watch murder trials.

Quick Math

55 Cancri E, the Diamond Planet