Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

My sister is watching Carrie, and I can’t help but try to compare the main character’s mother to current conservatives… Is it just me?

@Wiimeiser
That’s the dumbest ‘just me’ question I’ve ever heard.

Yes. that’s the entire point of the character.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
I know. Apparently she thinks menstruation is a sin…

Human stupidity is a thing because we do not allow natural selection to do its job.

@Goku Black
This. Oh so much.

@Dex Stewart
Who?

@Dex Stewart
Why is Linus upset?

@Wiimeiser
Annette Funicello was well known as a kid for being on The Mickey Mouse Club.

@KennyC
It’s basically the “I’m so old” meme.

Oh, that Linus. Annette had some good songs

@Dex Stewart
I remember now, she was referenced in Garfield at one point.

A wise wolf once said: Women are more beautiful from behind

@Wiimeiser
I mostly know her from a line in Stand By Me:

I mostly knew her via Daria

Okay, from here on out, let’s only employ and deploy cops that can just slug a fucker to death with their fists.

Not enough funerals have cheerleaders.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of Big Words

Hey wait a minute?!

If there’s anything that lawyers and surgeons have in common, it’s that people’s lives are in their hands and they make bank!

Doctors bury their mistakes while parents raise them

Heyo~!

@Dirty Bit
First thing that came to mind, oddly enough.