Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Couch Roast
A large, succulent slab of furniture meat, seasoned and roasted to perfection.

Isn’t it funny that for some people, college is basically spending a king’s ransom on a glorified piece of paper?

@Dirty Bit
For some reason, I’m assuming this has something to do with job applications or your résumé.

Neither. I’m just saying that certain colleges are tantamount to expensive daycare centers.

My resume is DOA despite my activity.

Forgive me for being thick, but I’m entirely sure I understand?

Now you have to put a dollar in the made-up word jar.

STUPID

Discord is down.

@Shepherd
Yeah.
That’s one reason why I’m here right now..

Anyone know of any good ways to sharpen coloring pencils?

Knight: Fowl dragon I’m here to rescue… the dragon flies by screening in terror you from the princess apparently…

@Background Pony #BE60
X-acto knives come to mind.

@Background Pony #BE60
Same way you do a regular pencil, right?

Chicken meat is disgusting

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
So chicken then.

No one says chicken meat in normal circumstance. Unless you’re setting apart from all other variety of poultry.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Your eating it wrong. You got to eat them in their natural state.

How is pork chorizo so bad?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
It’s basically sweat glands from a pig. Soooo…

Jamaican beef patties ftw

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Hell yesh! Agreed!

CANADIENS NEVER COOK SHIT RIGHT

FUCK QUEBEC AND RHEIR STUPID FRENCH PRETENSION

I’ve forgotten how much I hated the words ‘Brilliant Cataclysm’

I dream of cake and ice-cream cake. I may been in the mood for cake these days.