Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@TheHappySpaceman
That’s why you need to see a body before saying someone is dead in fiction. Even than, they might not be fully dead.

@TheHappySpaceman
Let me guess: she got rescued by an eccentric billionaire, changed her name and her appearance, and has been fighting crime alongside an artificially intelligent Hot Wheels car with a voice like Mr. Feeny ever since.

@TheHappySpaceman
Then my job is complete.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
I like this vintage. Good color, nice legs, sweet with notes of adorable and a warm, fuzzy aftertaste.

@TheHappySpaceman

@TheHappySpaceman
Kittens sure are tasty!

@Mellow Rhythm

@Dex Stewart
Hahaha
I knew I’d summon Alf!

@Dex Stewart
LMAO, Jacksfilms has ranted about ALF many times in his recent videos.

@TheHappySpaceman
And the Nostalgia Critic too, I believe

You know what’s unrealistic? Garfield and ALF both appeared in the anti-drug propaganda special Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, yet ALF never once tried to eat Garf. Completely pulls me out of the moment SMH.

@TheHappySpaceman
Garfield gave him Nermel.

@phoenixacezero
That makes a lot of sense.

Maybe ALF’s cat-eating addiction needs to be confronted next in a sequel to Cartoon All-Stars.

@TheHappySpaceman
No one said that your drug trips had to make sense.

@Meanlucario
True. I just don’t appreciate cartoon characters being used for propaganda. Like you can’t convince me that the Ninja Turtles (who are also in that special) aren’t stoners. Just listen to how they talk.

@TheHappySpaceman
Drugs were needed for the TNMT to even get to the boardroom floor, to be honest. Maybe they just want fewer buyers for the price to stay low.

@Meanlucario
LMAO

Yeah, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” legit sounds like an idea that could have only been made on some kind of substance.

@TheHappySpaceman
That reminds me of a scene in Cartoon All-Stars in which Simon (the chipmunk) describes marijuana as “an unlawful substance used to experience artificial highs”.
Bet you an older Simon would be all for studying the benefits of it, and be embarrassed by that statement :D

@Mellow Rhythm
Oh, most definitely. And he definitely tried it in college at least once, just out of scientific curiosity. When he wasn’t busy banging Jeanette, of course.

@TheHappySpaceman
>When he wasn’t busy banging Jeanette, of course.

A man of taste

@Mellow Rhythm
When I was much, much younger, Jeanette introduced me to the concept that nerd girls can be cute.

I’m a big enough nerd to know that Alf did threaten to eat Garfield once. “Do you wanna help, or do you wanna be lunch?”