Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Dirty Bit 
That's him, officer
You were this close to becoming another teardrop on that dude’s face!
idea for fanfic:
Groot in Equestria.I had to restart cause of really bad luck and timing.
failed quest due to the timer part not being marked well + old guy dying.. right in the middle of town.
Faith went from full, to red to negatives. Why I lost so much I don’t know. its only supposed to be 35 for quest and 20? for death.
Oof. I felt that.
Background Pony #5157
As the good ol’ Master said…
“Confucius was one of the ones who invented confusion, and for that reason … he’s one of the ancient Chinese, one of the Japanese of the ancient times.”
WaynePonePone 
Flutters Hitchy Glimglam
@Background Pony #5157
As a person who was forced to learn Confucius during elementary school, I agree with the confusion part.
As a person who was forced to learn Confucius during elementary school, I agree with the confusion part.
Lord WyrmSpawN 
7-Layer Dip of Pain
“Amazing. When she was alive, I barely knew she existed. Now that’s she’s dead I can’t get away from her.”
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
Anyone else ever feel like wanting a spirit quest and/or life-changing epiphany handed to you on a silver platter?
𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪ 
💙Glass Sight's Chocopon💙
@Dirty Bit
Yeah, sometimes. At least a spirit quest would be cool
Yeah, sometimes. At least a spirit quest would be cool
Lord WyrmSpawN
7-Layer Dip of Pain
@Dirty Bit
All the time.
All the time.
If nothing else, it might be interesting to talk about.
WaynePonePone
Flutters Hitchy Glimglam
@Dirty Bit
I want my “superhero moment” where I realize what I’m supposed to do and I’d look badass doing it.
I want my “superhero moment” where I realize what I’m supposed to do and I’d look badass doing it.
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
That’s also desirable: A real ‘I was born for this’ or ‘My time to shine’ moment
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
I’d like to speak to your manager!
Cuts back to a chair and another chair comes in
In a Scottish accent What seems to be the problem here?
Cuts back to a chair and another chair comes in
In a Scottish accent What seems to be the problem here?
Background Pony #5157
In such case your mother probably has a lot of money and a nice industry of deodorants
𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
💙Glass Sight's Chocopon💙
@Background Pony #5157
Hahaha
Hahaha
It’s lyrics from an old 60s song, actually - “Father’s Name Is Dad” by Fire
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