Part-time Pizza Cat
Fun times abound.
Was at a party not too long ago and was absolutely gone. Mostly pot but a little whiskey and beer in there too.
End of the night we were playing Mario Party, I forgot how the controller worked, and sat there leaning sideways because I heard buzzing and my brain said “welp time to cock your head like a dog”. Except then I got distracted and just held myself in place, cocked over to the left like I’d had a fucking stroke.
My cousin’s BF fell asleep sitting up perfectly, holding the controller.
Was a lovely evening.