@phoenixacezero
Zeus was much worst. Him and the other male gods in Greek mythology were rapists, with Hades being the exception.

@Meanlucario
His whole thing with Persephone was pretty dodgy, even if Zeus did sign off on it.

@Background Human
OSP tells a very different version of that story, one that looks at what came before Hades himself.

PLAY-STAY-SHUN!

STUPID STUFF

I’m 80% optimistic and 20% realistic.

@Badheart
Feel better?

@Jade Kitsune
I’m 100% realist and 80% pessimist as a result.

I’m 10% foot and 90% up yer ass

100% Realist
200% Pessimist
300% ‘Nothing’s gonna work out ever’ type
69 joints blazed in one match

Totally normal, cute and cuddly penguins that would totally not kick your butt

This is about as exciting as a bowl of beans

Hear me out:

Sonic vs. Spider-Man.

Why are “manly men” scared of kissing other men? Don’t they know that nothing is manlier than another man?

@Meanlucario
the greeks.

I found it funny that she had to bring the bell ball with her into my bed.

@Meanlucario
That collar looks way too tight and she needs her fur brushed out.

@Badheart
I just did the two fingers test and it’s still fine, and these guys tend to clean themselves well enough (she was sleeping before I took the photo).

I spent the last hour and a half making pancakes. What was supposed to be a recipe for about 12 pancakes for 3 people turned out to be about 4 dozen.

They’re good pancakes, at least.

@kleptomage
Whoever wrote that recipe likes their pancakes big.

I know that feel…

@Background Human
A southern chef named John Currence. He calls for toasting oats, then grinding them into flour. An unusual step, but it gives the pancakes a nice nutty flavor.