Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
MagpulPony 
Fuck Russia
People say that having a big house is pointless if it’s just you and 1 other person. They are incorrect.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ 
You can get rats in the city as well, y’know.
Zamasu
@Count Adramélekh Sear
I’ve lived out there, you get rats!
You can get rats in the city as well, y’know.
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 
@Lord Goku
In my case I lived near a wildlife reserve, those mooks in California started making a bike trail and they retreated to the suburbs.
I was on the computer one day and this one just looked at me like ‘hey motherfucker’ really blew my mind too.
In my case I lived near a wildlife reserve, those mooks in California started making a bike trail and they retreated to the suburbs.
I was on the computer one day and this one just looked at me like ‘hey motherfucker’ really blew my mind too.
tehwatever 
@MagpulPony
How big is big?
My place is just about 2000 square feet and it’s plenty. And we is five. That’s above average in my country.
How big is big?
My place is just about 2000 square feet and it’s plenty. And we is five. That’s above average in my country.
ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ 
Big cities are the cesspits of everything that’s wrong about society.
Pomegranates :P
Tbh, I feel like living beyond the outskirts of a massive city looks tranquil and as a stargazing megafan myself, I wish I have my own house with neighbors with distance of some hundreds of meters away so I could gaze upon the great starry night and like what Thanos would do on his porch.Just hoping it wont get heavily industrialized in the far future tho.
@Count Adramélekh Sear
That’s my dream too. A beautiful house in Montana, acres of land all to myself, no city lights and noise and smog. Just peace.
Big cities are the cesspits of everything that’s wrong about society.
Dirty Bit 
This. I’m happy to be in a trailer park away from the city.
That's him, officer
Big cities are the cesspits of everything that’s wrong about society.
This. I’m happy to be in a trailer park away from the city.
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
@MagpulPony
I went to New York City back in 2013 for Thanksgiving and it was a massive city, but it was so goddamn cold.
@Nightweaver20xx
1980 was when that show and that song premiered.
I went to New York City back in 2013 for Thanksgiving and it was a massive city, but it was so goddamn cold.
@Nightweaver20xx
1980 was when that show and that song premiered.
Nightweaver20xx 
Evil
@Myoozik
Oh yes, I know. I’m willing to bet the parents of most people who post here don’t remember Fame.
Oh yes, I know. I’m willing to bet the parents of most people who post here don’t remember Fame.
tehwatever
guy in the bar: “How Biznis?”
me: “Slow atm. we empty af.”
guy: “How come? Yous restaurant empty on a weekend? This is rare.”
Me:
[Yea well we’re getting kinda stale lately so…]
> [Ppl be paranoid over the virus]
guy: “Man, the virus. You know they cancelled all kinds of flights to and from China?”
me: “I know, right? A lot of shops in that chinese district even closed on weekdays! Dumb virus ruining ppls biznis!”
…I just blamed the virus for my own incompetency. Feels amazing.
me: “Slow atm. we empty af.”
guy: “How come? Yous restaurant empty on a weekend? This is rare.”
Me:
[Yea well we’re getting kinda stale lately so…]
> [Ppl be paranoid over the virus]
guy: “Man, the virus. You know they cancelled all kinds of flights to and from China?”
me: “I know, right? A lot of shops in that chinese district even closed on weekdays! Dumb virus ruining ppls biznis!”
…I just blamed the virus for my own incompetency. Feels amazing.
MagpulPony
Fuck Russia
@tehwatever
How big is big? Well my old place was about 6,000 square feet which is quite big by Los Angeles standards.
How big is big? Well my old place was about 6,000 square feet which is quite big by Los Angeles standards.
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Base jumping’s for pussies, kickboxing’s for thugs
Jet Skiers are morons, weightlifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless - why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers play beach volleyball
Jet Skiers are morons, weightlifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless - why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers play beach volleyball
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