tehwatever 
@Nightweaver20xx
took me seven seconds to see what you were saying.
I’m actually disturbed it didn’t take me much longer.
took me seven seconds to see what you were saying.
I’m actually disturbed it didn’t take me much longer.
Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant:
If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.
Such is the rule of Honor.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant:
If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.
Such is the rule of Honor.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
Tarzan and Jane were swinging on a vine!
(Tarzan and Jane were swinging on a vine!)
Sipping from a bottle of vodka double wine!
(Sipping from a bottle of vodka double wine!)
(Tarzan and Jane were swinging on a vine!)
Sipping from a bottle of vodka double wine!
(Sipping from a bottle of vodka double wine!)
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
I’m up early due to a thunderstorm that made it feel like the house was shaking.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
(Durning a one-shot. I was playing a chaotic, hyper-friendly gnome sorcerer who has lost their memories from the same thing that gave them their powers.)Me: By the way, spaghettioes are a type of nasty purple vegetable that my mother made me eat when I was a child. Oh, and the only reason I actually remember that is because I ate some of the slimy remains of that dark fey creature we fought a few days ago, and they tasted like the vegetables.Rest of the party: …Paladin: Jesus Christ. Sounds like you’re the one who needs a hug.
Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
Bee Movie Meme shitpost: The Demented Cartoon Movie but every explosion is replaced with Skawo’s entire LP of Luigi’s Mansion 3
tehwatever
I just read that the EARN IT Act stands for… Eiminating Abuse and Rampant Neglect of Internet Technologies.
I know that you Amrikiiyans LOVE acronyms–and you’re very good at it, but when the acronym has a meaning attached to it, AND is a common word that ppl use very regularly in everyday conversation…then maybe don’t do it?
…
I have a feeling that you guys sometimes come up with the acronyms first, and then work backwards.
I know that you Amrikiiyans LOVE acronyms–and you’re very good at it, but when the acronym has a meaning attached to it, AND is a common word that ppl use very regularly in everyday conversation…then maybe don’t do it?
…
I have a feeling that you guys sometimes come up with the acronyms first, and then work backwards.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Magpul, this was on Alabang City just this year I just learned that we have the Lambo SVJ and Ferrari Pista here in the Philippines.
Nightweaver20xx 
Evil
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Quick, steal them and then sell them to Simeon at Los Santos Custom Autos.
Quick, steal them and then sell them to Simeon at Los Santos Custom Autos.
Don't
Get up and Jump
Prisoner, prisoner
We found you
We feel you breathing
Are you there?
Can you hear us calling you?
We’ll never judge you
We found you
We feel you breathing
Are you there?
Can you hear us calling you?
We’ll never judge you
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Proof of evidence that the “Big Rappy” has already landed in the Philippines. That Jeepney on the left.
Seriously, I really should learn anything I don’t even know so far right now! :D
Seriously, I really should learn anything I don’t even know so far right now! :D
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