Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@NitroFury  

 
@NitroFury  
Nope. This.
 

I’m still alive.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Zombie!

@Meanlucario  
Kill it with fire!

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Fire does nothin.

Guys, this is an effective zombie thwarting machine.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Zombies, demons, bigfoot, bears, dragons, werewolves, Selaphiel, that thing will effectively thwart it all.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
@MagpulPony  
So long it doesn’t overheat

So I started playing that game about an evil school with a psychopath teddy bear. And I was thinking this game has got to have one of those things that I’m afraid of you know one of those girls that are cute at first but they turn into total psychopaths.

@Panko Pai  
You’d run out of bullets long before the gun overheats.

@Shepherd  
That’s a very legitimate fear.
 
If you’re okay with a little spoiler, I know for a fact that the brown chick who swims is safe.

So this happened just today here.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Chocobo theme

Chocolate, cheese, and peanut butter is not a good combination.

@WyrmSpawN  
Take out the cheese. It’ll be delicious, then.

@WyrmSpawN  
Speaking from experience?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Only Australlia.

I’m a savage! Classy, bougie, ratchet.

Cocaine won’t hurt my baby
 
>30 years later
 

@Silent_Witness  
No, just a thought i had.

Whoomp! There it is!

Hi. My name is Groper Cleavage. You may remember me from such classic films as All the President’s Boners, Veto This!, and The Oval Orifice.
 
I’m here to speak out against the great social injustice of our time. Every day, gamers are being psychologically manipulated through virtual skinner boxes and bled dry through microtransactions and Steam sales.
 
Gamer rights are human rights but nobody takes them seriously. The truth is gamers built this country yet we never hear about that in schools. Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington: did you know they were all gamers? When Francis Scott Key originally wrote The Star-Spangled Banner, he included an entire verse about the brave men who fought with a musket in one hand and a controller in the other. This was excluded when the poem was set to music because 19th century prudes were afraid to sing a song that glorified gaming.
 
All this is true, look it up! If you can’t trust a washed up cokehead ex-porn star, who can you trust?

1,080,000 kcal
 
Enough to feed three Americans for two days.

Has anyone here ever seen a rocket launch in their life?