Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Where I live they’re trying to convince people to do Trunk or Treat,they gather up cars in the old elementary school parking lot and hand out candy from there.  
I don’t see how this is safer,but whatevs.  
Last couple years people took their kids through that,and then went traditional door to door. I wish I could done that when I was a kid. Get two times the candy.

@MagpulPony  
I’m more focused on spooks through videos and games, so I don’t dress up as often as I used to. Could whip out the plague doctor mask if I ever need a costume on short notice.

@Meanlucario  
Last year I went to a fancy restaurant in full riot control gear. Even had a replica firearm.

@Meanlucario  
But how effective is your cure good sir?

@Darth Prime  
Ever seen a plague doctor catching the plague?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
I can’t breathe sleep

@Dex Stewart  
I used to do Trunk or Treating a lot when I was younger, and while I did get a lot of candy, the experience wasn’t as fun.

Spooktober is only 4 days away bitches! 👻
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Hearse & Burrito

Oh yeah Mr Krabs… AHHHHHHHHHH!
 
(Someone needs to make a meme video of Fairy Tail’s 1st Theme Song where the guy says oh yeah, followed by that guy screeching)

I want Khamzat vs Adesanya NEXT.

Your skin . . .  

 
BOOM!
 

@Dirty Bit  

 
On that note, I’m pretty sure he was quoting the words famously attributed to Alexander Hamilton, which my comment itself was based on (I was quoting “Aaron Burr, Sir” from Hamilton).
 
Though Alexander Hamilton himself did not actually coin this phrase; this misconception comes from a later British broadcaster named Alex Hamilton who used the phrase.
 
I know way too much about this!

@Panko Pai
 
Anti-ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ STUPID bomb

The System is mine!

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
The shots that will make you come again

@NitroFury  

 

@NitroFury  
The System is mine!  
And that’s why you don’t want a weapon with Wi-Fi connection. But try telling that to the Russian dude who made a Wi-Fi gun.

I go walking down the hallway like I’m wearing a giant mech-suit and there’s the dog hiding on my dark floor, I walked right into him.

Show of hands: Who acted like their closet had a security panel with buttons that beeped upon touch?