Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
blue-case90
Half Kitsune
@Dirty Bit
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Summary: An elite team of mercenaries breaks into a family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone hostage inside. However, they aren’t prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus is on the grounds, and he’s about to show why this Nick is no saint.
Summary: An elite team of mercenaries breaks into a family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone hostage inside. However, they aren’t prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus is on the grounds, and he’s about to show why this Nick is no saint.
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Explorer in Training
@Jade Kitsune
It’s kind of an instinct for me. Unless I’m on a specifically more mature thread or comment section.
It’s kind of an instinct for me. Unless I’m on a specifically more mature thread or comment section.
I guess I have always been taught not to swear too much. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
blue-case90
Half Kitsune
Also next month I’m going to start making adoptables. And I’ll give them out for free (one per user per day though)
blue-case90
Half Kitsune
The upper right side of my mouth hurts… please don’t tell me I got a cavity for the first time in my life.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@Mr.Myoozik
It’s worst when it’s on the barcode of a book you are trying to scan to check its price.
It’s worst when it’s on the barcode of a book you are trying to scan to check its price.
♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
💙Glass Sight's Chocopon💙
@Mr.Myoozik
I always hated pulling stickers off and that happening
I always hated pulling stickers off and that happening
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
I just learned that using “there’s or there was” as a plural subject is a grammical quirk unique to my native dialect and is not common around the US.
Might explain why I’ve gotten corrected on it a few times.
tehwatever
I still can’t get over the fact that the word ROOM (as in, the space enclosed with walls, floor and a ceiling and connected to other spaces with a door) is pronounced more like a RHEUM than the DOOM but replace the D with R.
blue-case90
Half Kitsune
Even though I recently adopted an OC who’s an anthropomorphic Red panda, I can’t draw furries very well so she’ll have to appear as a human with panda ears and a tail.
Amphibian Swamp
I’m gonna run an MLP song through google translate and see what funny thing comes up
I’m putting in “Everything’s Gonna Be Okay” into it and sees how bad it messes up
Original:
[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
Shoop, shoop! Hey! Shoop, shoop!
Shoop!
[Pipp Petals]
I know you’re feelin’ like there’s somethin’ wrong
But don’t you worry, I have just the song for you (Mm-hmm!)
So kick those hooves up in this comfy chair
And you’ll forget about those cares in a minute or two
Yeah! That’s what you’ll do-ooh-ooh
[Jazz Hooves]
You’ve got a lot on your mane, and that’s kind of tragic
But with a little bit of caring and a touch of magic
[Rocky Riff]
You’ll feel brand new
And you’ll forget what’s been troublin’ you
[Pipp Petals]
So put your hooves up high
‘Cause we’re feelin’ all right (hey!)
Every day is awesome in the Maretime Bay
So put your hooves up
Put your hooves up (hey!)
Everything is gonna be okay!
[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
Shoop, shoop! Hey! Shoop, shoop!
Shoop!
[Pipp Petals]
I know you’re feelin’ like there’s somethin’ wrong
But don’t you worry, I have just the song for you (Mm-hmm!)
So kick those hooves up in this comfy chair
And you’ll forget about those cares in a minute or two
Yeah! That’s what you’ll do-ooh-ooh
[Jazz Hooves]
You’ve got a lot on your mane, and that’s kind of tragic
But with a little bit of caring and a touch of magic
[Rocky Riff]
You’ll feel brand new
And you’ll forget what’s been troublin’ you
[Pipp Petals]
So put your hooves up high
‘Cause we’re feelin’ all right (hey!)
Every day is awesome in the Maretime Bay
So put your hooves up
Put your hooves up (hey!)
Everything is gonna be okay!
GT:
[Beep Jazz Rocky]
run! Good morning! run!
the law
[tinkling petals]
I know you feel something is wrong
But don’t worry I got this song for you (ouch!)
So put your headphones on this comfy chair.
Forget those worries for a minute or two
Yes indeed! That’s what you do - uh - uh
[except favorite]
There’s a lot about your husband and it’s sad.
But with a little precision and a little magic
[rocky river]
you can relax
You forget what bothers you
[tinkling petals]
So get to the hooves
‘Cause it’s good (hey!)
Every day is beautiful at Meertime Bay
So get to the hooves
Get your nails done (hey!)
Everything will be fine!
[Beep Jazz Rocky]
run! Good morning! run!
the law
[tinkling petals]
I know you feel something is wrong
But don’t worry I got this song for you (ouch!)
So put your headphones on this comfy chair.
Forget those worries for a minute or two
Yes indeed! That’s what you do - uh - uh
[except favorite]
There’s a lot about your husband and it’s sad.
But with a little precision and a little magic
[rocky river]
you can relax
You forget what bothers you
[tinkling petals]
So get to the hooves
‘Cause it’s good (hey!)
Every day is beautiful at Meertime Bay
So get to the hooves
Get your nails done (hey!)
Everything will be fine!
Amphibian Swamp
Portrait day vs Google Translate
Original:
[Zipp Storm]
Be still
Don’t move
It’s easy to smile with you by my side
Don’t blink
Be still
Don’t move
It’s easy to smile with you by my side
Don’t blink
[Pipp Petals]
Don’t blink
Don’t blink
[Zipp Storm]
Big smile
Big smile
[Pipp Petals]
Big smile
Big smile
[Zipp Storm and Pipp Petals]
Just being with you
My heart opens wi-i-i-i-i-i-ide
There for you through thick and thin
Just being with you
My heart opens wi-i-i-i-i-i-ide
There for you through thick and thin
[Zipp Storm]
We’re not the same
We’re not the same
[Pipp Petals]
But I know we’ve been
But I know we’ve been
[Zipp Storm]
Find ourselves on different pages
Different notes mean
Find ourselves on different pages
Different notes mean
[Zipp Storm and Pipp Petals]
Bigger stages
As it all comes clear to me
You’re my best friend, my family
I wanna capture this moment
As we hit our stride
Bigger stages
As it all comes clear to me
You’re my best friend, my family
I wanna capture this moment
As we hit our stride
[Zipp Storm]
With you by my
With you by my
[Zipp Storm and Pipp Petals]
You by my si-i-i-i-i-i-ide
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Si-i-i-i-i-i-ide
It’s portrait day
I want you by my side
You by my si-i-i-i-i-i-ide
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Si-i-i-i-i-i-ide
It’s portrait day
I want you by my side
GT:
[gypsum storm]
instead to the right
stand for nothing
It’s easy to laugh when I’m with you
without a beat
[gypsum storm]
instead to the right
stand for nothing
It’s easy to laugh when I’m with you
without a beat
[heart leaves]
without a beat
without a beat
[plaster weather]
big smile
big smile
[heart leaves]
big smile
big smile
[Zipp’s storm and Pipp’s level]
For starters
Open heart wi-i-i-i-i-i-go
Fresh or dry, this is for you.
For starters
Open heart wi-i-i-i-i-i-go
Fresh or dry, this is for you.
[gypsum storm]
we are not the same
we are not the same
[heart leaves]
but I know you killed us
but I know you killed us
[plaster weather]
both of us
has different meanings
both of us
has different meanings
[Zipp’s storm and Pipp’s level]
wonderful country
because everything is clear to me
You are my friend, my love
I want to capture this moment
when we go
wonderful country
because everything is clear to me
You are my friend, my love
I want to capture this moment
when we go
[plaster weather]
and you are mine
and you are mine
[Zipp’s storm and Pipp’s level]
You to me so-i-i-i-i-é
Haha
This is an I-I idea
photo session day
I want you to be with me
You to me so-i-i-i-i-é
Haha
This is an I-I idea
photo session day
I want you to be with me
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@Jade Kitsune
That would be a great opportunity to practice drawing anthros.
That would be a great opportunity to practice drawing anthros.
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