Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Elidiotadelaesquina
Bitter.

@Mr.Myoozik
Good thing 420 is in a month! I’ll get myself some special cannabis-related thing by then

Pessimists are annoying. I don’t mean the people who are glass half-empty, I mean the ones who will call you delusional or an idiot for seeing it as half-full.

I had a weird, wine induced dream that giant alien spider monsters invaded earth, and vampiricly fed on people by sticking them to their backs while still alive. At which point they would be wrapped in spiny tendrils and slowly drained of their blood, while being kept alive. And they called themselves “the Unclean”.

I am now going to turn that into a short story.

It’s bizarre seeing Psych and Monk on a Hallmark channel. Those aren’t exactly family-friendly shows.

I still find it weird that Aunt May dated and married Doc Oct (both versions of the latter).

(Quickly farts out the new Ample Time page so that they can get back to playing the RE4 Remake)

Something tells me the status quo isn’t gonna last for much longer…

Doki Doki…

I killed us all, we’re in heaven.

Because there’s no more beer!

@Badheart
You sure that isn’t purgatory?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Nah Liberty City is nicer than this dump.

@Badheart
If Heaven has no beer, then I’d pick Hell.

@LeoNero
Damn I haven’t seen them in years let alone ate there

@Penguin Dragneel
Heart beat noises.

[hums NFL on Fox theme for no reason even though football season is over]

@SleepySteve
Not really the XFL is on.

@SleepySteve
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, let’s go…

Aura sphere is a truly unique move to lucario and no other important pokemon learn it…. aside from mewtwo…. and dialga… and latias…. and keldeo…. and lopunny also apparently blaziken too.

I wish I was an actor on America’s Most Wanted.

If I ever did manage to pursue becoming a voice actor, I would most likely get stuck with roles that I would hate. Like… ugh, sidekicks.

@harasha456
Aura Sphere was funnily never Lucario’s signature move, like at all. Many other Pokemon from the same generation could use it, such as Togekiss.

Condoms

@14Fan
Chilli flavor

@Jade Kitsune