Send 20k Emus to Afghanistan. Do what empires couldn’t.
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No really I wanna see Emus vs The Taliban. Somebody make the game, please!
How the fuck did Australia lose a war against a fucking BIRD?!
How the fuck did Australia lose a war against a fucking BIRD?!
They assigned only like 3 soldiers with no hunting experience, one Jeep, and an unlimited number of bullets.Turns out machine guns are great for scaring targets away, not so much for actually hitting them. When the government switched gears and put bounties on the emus instead they actually saved money has farmers and actual hunters had infinitely better success with normal rifles. Also helped solved the problem of farmers not making money from their eaten crops by giving them an alternative source of income, which was the basis of the “war” to begin with.
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