Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

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Liz Cheney is saying that if Trump is the GOP 2024 candidate than she’ll quit the Republican party.
Gross.
By the way, it’s the 25th and Trump’s still not president.
It’s almost like basing your latest prophecy despite the last innumerable failed ones on the Simpsons is very stupid.
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Apples and Pears
Liz Cheney is saying that if Trump is the GOP 2024 candidate than she’ll quit the Republican party.
We don’t want war criminal family members in the Dem Party either.
CaptainXtra
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People who attack with knives are usually unhinged and not very smart. They will not survive long enough to compare to a gun murderer.
That’s usually the case.
Competent Serial Killers that used knives always attacked easy targets or used the advantage of darkness to help them escape or even murder victims who could potentially fight back.
Idiots who try to go on a stabbing spree in board daylight will end up as Swiss cheese.
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In the latest “Tiny Dick Syndrome” news, Putin has fled his private secret palace hidden in a forest in response to the growing protests against his draft.
There’s a lot to unpack with the above sentence. But I’ll be petty enough to remind everyone that this shirtless man is who the GQP has had a very homoerotic obsession with for the last couple decades.
But hey it’s not the first time they bet on a loser.
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@SleepySteve
Estonia fears that Russia’s government might take advantage of the situation to fill the small country (about 1mil pop) up with “ethnic Russians” that in 10 years time will need “saving” by Mother Russia.
It’s definitely not an unfounded fear.
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It’s early but Italian exit polls confirm the right-wing coalition has won 42% of the vote, all but ensuring they’ll take commanding control of the government.
FDL gets 110 seats, Lega gets 66 seats, FI gets 46 seats, NM gets 6.
Buckle up. We’re about to see Mussolini statues being erected and migrants being hunted for sport.
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Cursed headline.
The pop culture-fication of global politics is going to have awful ramifications for world education and civics.
CaptainXtra
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So this is making the rounds on Twitter right now:
I’m not sure what to make of this other than ponder if it’s yet another conspiracy nut meltdown.
From what I’ve gathered, the WEF is a sort of International Lobbying organization that’s non-government.
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@CaptainXtra
Baxter Dmitry isn’t a real journalist, just another far right nutjob writing for a QAnon rag. Recent bangers include “NASA admits moonlanding was fake”, “CDC admits vaccines contain dead fetuses”, “WEF to install mind reading devices on everyone”, and a real classic “Chicago Mayor spotted as a demon in the Sistine chapel mural”.
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@CaptainXtra
Every generation needs a (((globalist))) boogeyman. The United Nations, the Trilateral Commission, the Five Jew Bankers–no wait, I’m not supposed to talk about the***CARRIER LOST***
No, but seriously, they’re just a bunch of out-of-touch billionaires. Silicon Valley tech bros with better table manners. Whatever cockamamie schemes they come up with–and they will come up with several, because that’s what out-of-touch billionaires do–have approximately zero chance of being implemented, except perhaps in some raggedy-ass Third World country with nothing to lose. (El Salvador, I’m looking in your direction…)
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Will be wild if Cuba, a target of ire among conservatives and communist-hating neoliberals, votes to legalize same-sex marriage and adoption at the same time one of the cornerstones of Western civilization votes to reinstate fascism and declare open season on Italian immigrants and same-sex peoples (BTW same-sex marriage is still illegal in Italy).
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The reason the far-right id making a sweep in Europe is because immigration policy as failed and locals are fed up. No one wants to talk about that though because people are obsessed with being seen as racist even in the face of turmoil. Immigration is fine, but Europe has handled it extremely poorly.
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@SleepySteve
No, and that is a reason people don’t express their concerns. I suppose that’s where the votes go in, that’s them “saying” it without saying it.
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Meanwhile in Russia, a School Shooting happened
TL;DR: In Izhevsk, Russia, 13 People, including seven Children, are killed and over 20 people are wounded by teenager, who then turned the gun on himself. According to Russia’s Investigative Committee, the gunman was wearing a balaclava, dressed in all black that has a red swastika on his t-shirt.
So 13 people, seven of them being children, were murdered by a neo-nazi teen. Of course, those who commit horrendous acts deserves like this mockery, in life and in death.
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Is it some lv5 meme or just a purposefully weird description of something that actually happened (at least according to some reputable sources)?
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