Hey, does this count? I just got told I was “racist against the French” by some 16 year old brat after I asked the Louisiana-accent barista in a coffee shop to repeat herself because I was having trouble understanding her.
I said to the brat that no, in fact that did not make me racist, and went off on a brief but polite explanation as to why… completely in French, which made the kid shit some serious bricks.
And now me and this barista are bros.