[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

Palinor

@Apokalypse  
While apparently dozens of massive criminal organizations trounce the many continents going nearly unchecked until said children defeat them.
 
Bad cops, or by design? Would be interesting if the adult generation makes these crime groups up just to test their kids.
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@Apokalypse  
Yeah, who need a gun if you have these…“critters”? Guns disappeared from the Pokemon World after Season 1. They say it was due to parents being concerned about the content of it in a kid’s show.
 
Y’know what I believe the REAL reason is. Guns are actually rendered obsolete because you could do much more with Pokemon, even a 10 year old could get a license without background check or anything to harness the power of “God”. They’re completely legal.
 
Only in Pokemon!
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You want darkness, go play Explorers (of Sky, preferably, as it has much more content than Time or Darkness). Gates to Infinity’s story doesn’t pull it off as well and its gameplay’s gutted to boot.
Palinor

@SeraphimDawn  
They only ever arrest the low-level thugs and place them into easily escaped prisons. Any that don’t break free are just sent to be janitors because they’re obviously bad at testing the children. Those who do good enough are allowed to break the badguy act and take real tests to become the gym leaders. That’s the real reason people respect gym leaders, they’re famous among adults for inspiring the kids well and the kids think of them as ultimate badasses because they don’t know the truth of the scheme.
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Pomegranates :P
@Palinor  
There was one time when Officer jenny was about to place Jessie, James, and Meowth under arrest. But imbecile Ash blasted them off. Ash should be arrested for obstructing law enforcement, after all, they did throw him and his friends into jail once.
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It might be just me but how does the new Mewtwo forme look like it has an ass on its head? I still can’t see it.
Apokalypse
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Wouldn’t it be neat if they put gen 6 Mewtwo into the next smash bros? Then maybe we’d have a Mewtwo that wasn’t a joke character!
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