[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

@Lord WyrmSpawN
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@NitroFury
Tribal tattoos, scars, two dicks with spines.

I was gonna say ‘beach himbo’, but I don’t think they like water.

Roxanne in a Galar Gym Uniform by Shabana May, who did other pics like this of various non-Galar Trainers like this too. :)

Bea gives me serious Lola Bunny vibes as an anthro Cinderace

@intexda
I’d gladly take both 😏 7w7

Legend of Arceus made it hard for me to choose my starter.
Samurott has the punk rock going on.
Decidueye is kung fu owl
and Tysploshin has the mystic Ara ara eyes.

God damn, pardon the expression

Truth

That perverted pokemon adventure story that I think of frequently but can’t claim to be actively working on has this system for predation and vore to make it non-fatal and I just want to talk about it because i just love how I did it and what inspired it.

Basically, pokemans can eat most mons smaller than them naturally, and full-tour through intestines less complex than anything we have. As most pokemon with mouths have anuses, thoroughly ‘digested’ pokemon are evacuated through it, usually delirious, missing levels, and covered in a thin film of white sap, a physiological form of experience.

The white sap is extracted from ingested pokemon when touching stomach fluid, resulting in nutrients, XP and energy stealing that is the main point of pokemon predation. Preyed upon mons can devolve in this way, and going past basic form can reduce them to nothing. Very scary, but rarely a problem, as most hunters are rarely desperate enough to prey on the paltry xp of a level 1. Bug types however, fear this fate the most.

Now what helped me make this silly-ness was an old, non-pornographic fan-comic with a gardevoir. She was an office woman getting on in years and met some shady mons that offered her a treatment to make her feel young again. This seems to work and she goes back for more sessions before she discovers her powers are getting weaker and she begins to feel her age again. Going back to complain the shady mon reveals his ruse that he had been utilizing gulpin(the stomach pokemon, if you recall) to extract a white goo from her body that would be processed into rare candies. Without wishing to spoil, she’s perfectly fine by the end, even if temporarily reduced all the way to a ralts.

I thought the concept was brilliant and adapted it into the story element above.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Funny enough, Buneary is the mon with the lowest starting happiness when you catch it, outside of legendaries.

Having guns in a Pokemon Universe seems like weird combination.

@NitroFury
Not at all. In fact their lack is a weird fact we’ve just come to accept.

And on the note of guns, the anime had showed them early on, but that’s begun to die down over the years.

That’s gonna be me in a couple of days

@NitroFury
death by snu snu

Glaceon and Gardevoir