The Sports Thread

@Background Human  
Apparently, Dalton suffered a concussion after the Jon Bostic hit:  
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30190259/dallas-cowboys-qb-andy-dalton-goes-locker-room-hard-hit
 
Looks like the Ben DiNucci Era is underway in Dallas…  
https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/3895785/ben-dinucci

@Mikey  
I was talking about the Jets not the Bills.

@igotnopicks  
I know. My point stands.

Well the Pats got obliterated by the 49ers. And I have one thing to say about the game. Hey Patriots thank you for Jimmy G. Now let’s look at Cam Newton. Cam didn’t really play that bad but he doesn’t any have recievers and after the first interception. I could tell that the Patriots are still missing people.
 
As for Jimmy. Well he was feeling dangerous.

@igotnopicks  
I think we’ll beat them next week now.  
The Patriots suck.

@Mikey  
I wouldn’t say that. The Bills almost lost to the Butt Fumble.

@igotnopicks  
The Bills don’t suck. We’ve just had a few rough weeks. The Titans and Chiefs are both great teams and Super Bowl contenders.

The Cowboys Season so far.  
The win against Atlanta is a fluke then again the Atlanta team is choking leads.  
The win against the Giants is a good win.  
Dak is hurt. Dalton is hurt. In comes third string Back up QB Ben Dinucci and he isn’t that good.  
Meanwhile the offense looks like it’s laying eggs, and the defense being coached by legendary Mike Nolan the guy who ruined Alex Smith, means that coming in last would be the ideal position for the Cowboys.  
3-13 season here they come.
 
The Jets season so far.  
Adam Gase is ruining Sam Darnold. Sam might as well leave he is seeing ghosts. Frank Gore up the middle can’t help you guys. You guys got kicked to Death by the Bills.  
0-16 is in your future.

@igotnopicks  
And the Eagles will clinch their division yet again by matter of sucking the least.

@Mikey  
I doubt that. Watch it be the Football Team.

@igotnopicks  
Hey, the Giants are still technically within striking distance.
 
…what? Why are you all laughing?

@igotnopicks  
That entire division sucks so it doesn’t matter anyway, any team will be out in the first wild card.

The NFC west.  
Seahawks:First loss  
Cardinals:No body wants to face them.  
Rams:No the QB is the problem  
49ers:Proving the haters wrong.
 
The NFC East.  
Eagles:That one tie is helping them  
Cowboys:No Dak just lose.  
Football Team:uhhhh.  
Giants:LOL it’s all down here from here.
 
The NFC South  
Buccaneers:Tom Brady will bring us to the promise land.  
Saints:We are the team  
Panthers:Uhhhhh  
Falcons:Just enjoy that 28-3 lead, it’s all down hill from here.
 
The NFC North  
Packers:Aaron is pissed.  
Vikings:It’s all down here from here.  
Bears:BIG DICK NICK!  
Lions:Matt Stafford be like. You see that lead I’m just gonna come back like boomerang.

@igotnopicks  
It’s too bad the Giants suck because I want blood if we ever go to the SB for 1990.

@Mikey  
It’d be neat if the Bills got really good and went on a revenge tour dynasty, beating the Giants, A Team Has No Name, and the Cowboys in consecutive Super Bowls.
 
But that would depend on some big changes in NFC East Land. Ownership changes.

@Background Human  
A team with no name. Just call them Football Team.

@Background Human  
Mmm. True. I think our odds of going to a Super Bowl are increasing at least, even if we don’t face any of those teams in one.

@Mikey  
Yeah the only team that’s going to murder your team is the Chiefs. And they lost to the Raiders LOL.

@igotnopicks  
They already did. Well, they didn’t murder us. We played as well as we could.

@Mikey  
And the toughest competition is the Steelers.

@igotnopicks  
Nah. The Steelers will choke. Even the Tree continues to rag on them.

@Mikey  
That’s because UT is a Steelers fan so he is use to his team be underwelming.

@igotnopicks  
All my other sports friends think they will, too.

The AFC West  
Cheifs:MAHOMES WILL LEAD US TO THE PROMISE LAND  
Raiders:Somehow stubble into a win against the Chiefs but still find a way to lose.  
Broncos:Well this team sucks.  
Chargers:When you move from your home land and have no fans. It’s gonna be hard to sell those tickets.
 
The AFC East  
Bills:Nice season so far. No knock offs or anything. Just gotta worry about the Dolphins  
Dolphins:Tua is now starting. Hey you still have Ryan Fitzpatrick.  
Patriots:Cam isn’t gonna lead your pathetic offense anywhere. I think it’s time to draft a good reciever.  
Jets:Why are you still here just to suffer.
 
The AFC South  
Titans:If it wasn’t for a missed FG you would still be undefeated.  
Colts:To be honest you guys have Philip Rivers, don’t waste his talent like Sand Diego did.  
Jaguars:Minshew Mustache Party.  
Texans:Bill O Brien is a great GM
 
AFC North  
Steelers:You guys are still undefeated for now. Don’t choke in the playoffs.  
Browns:Capitalizing on that weak portion of the schedule huh.  
Bengals:Well you guys aren’t drafting first.  
Ravens:Now everybody knows what a fraud that QB really is.

@igotnopicks  
Hey, maybe Belicheck wants to tank to get a top 10 pick next year, since his star QB left for Florida. And Edelmen isn’t playing like he should be.