The Virus Outbreak Thread

I’ll truly consider this pandemic as a major global threat if my predictions way back in November reaches that numbers.

Isn’t it funny how the WHO classified Gaming Addiction as a Mental Illness; are now telling anyone to stay at home and play our vidya gaymes?

@SombrLiz  
The WHO needs to be de-funded. The US at the very least should cut all funds asap.

Utah now up to 806 cases with 4 deaths. Only 3 counties on lockdown.

I’m pissed and laughing at the same time
 
Person Filmed Sneaking Down Street Dressed as a Bush During Quarantine  

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@Background Pony #0AF2  
They can both be cut off for all I care. Keep the money in house. Fund additional CDC research and military programs instead.

I came back from the testing area a couple of hours ago. From opening to the time I left was roughly an hour and a half. I showed them my info, they gave me some papers, and then when I pulled up at the actual testing spot, they stuck a long cotton swab deep into my left nostril. And when I say deep, they went deep… This is the deepest I’ve ever had an object inside my nose. It actually kinda hurt or at the very least was terribly uncomfortable, like, holy shit. I can still feel it in there sort of…
 
The military was also there to help guide the cars through the area and out of it (yes, it was a drive-thru testing area). I’ll post some photos real soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@MethidMan  
Very informative content. Thanks for sharing it.

@MethidMan
 
Wait did you test positive then, or not?

@Littlecabbit  
I don’t think he has the results yet. The new test kits that work in 5 minutes don’t get distributed for a few more days.

@Littlecabbit
 
Results will be in 3-5 days. See the top of the last image.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Solid Snake would be proud.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Contrarians always will be contrarians.

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Ponies sneaking out of quarantine be like
 

What’s the most absurd conspiracy claim you’ve heard about the Coronavirus so far?

@CaptainXtra  
Probably the one where it’s man-made to keep everyone at home because an unavoidable mega asteroid is soon going to wipe out all life on earth.

@Background Pony #1AF5  
yea you can’t top that.  
you need some Olympic gold medalist level of mental gymnastics to get from the premise of a man made virus to an extinction level mega asteroid.

It’s just sad that people are making claims that beer companies and Disney predicted the virus.

@Background Pony #1AF5  
Which one?
 
The one with the guy on Facebook claiming to be a CIA Agent,(FYI: Agent isn’t an actual title or job at the CIA so that’s already a sign of it being hogwash),telling about how a fast approaching and large comet is being hidden from the public by NASA and the Vatican Observatory?
 
(I did some digging on that one and the poster, named Scott Wylan, does have a name that’s kinda similar to an actual CIA member named Scott W. Muller but that’s more than likely a coincidence.)
 
or…
 
One from the countless Reddit and YouTuber Theorists about how Asteroid 1998 Or2 or Comet Atlas among others are actually not harmless as NASA claims?
 
(Rouge Asteroid Belt, Planet X, average crazy shit, etc).

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Okay, points for creativity.
 
Meanwhile here in Texas: confirmed cases now at 3,266, with 549 in Dallas County. They are also now requiring 14 day quarantines for people driving from Louisiana, with some exceptions.

@CaptainXtra  
The former, and yeah I meant to say comet. That one is especially dumb.

My state is up to 428 and 9 deaths. I expect the death toll to jump thanks to that nursing home getting infected.

With rumours that almost all Mario games are getting a remake for the franchise’s 35th anniversary later this year, They’re gonna have to rename the final level of Super Mario Sunshine for obvious reasons.