The Virus Outbreak Thread

@Wiimeiser  
My parents have been together since the early 90s. Though they opened their relationship up recently. I still live with my parents. With nothing to do right now I’ve floated around the idea of renovating my bedroom though I haven’t made concrete plans.

Get ready to see something extraordinary
 
‘I was determined to survive’: 108-year-old New Jersey woman becomes one of the oldest people in the world to recover from coronavirus [Daily Mail]

@NitroFury  
113-year-old Spanish woman lived through two world wars, 1918 flu pandemic, and coronavirus, reports feeling ‘bored’ in isolation

@Wiimeiser  
Nothing wrong with that. I live with my mother. It’s always been just her and I since the death of my father.

@Wiimeiser  
Same.

@MagpulPony  
Same.

My mom was more interested in hanging out with one of those younger hip couples she met in Delta, Utah (where we were living at the time) than attending to her motherly duties. She may have also cheated on my dad. That’s why they’re divorced.

Well price are going up

Is this the divorce thread now?
 
>Grandparents get Alzheimer’s  
>Depression and lack of support from siblings causes my dad to withdraw and regress to a teenaged mindset  
>Mom has a breakdown caused by bipolar disorder and has a series of affairs

@DerpyFast  
My parents didn’t divorce because they never technically married.

I can’t buy crap on the internet!
 
Happy Fuckin’ Birthday to me.

Male coronavirus patients with low testosterone levels are MORE likely to die from COVID-19, German hospital finds [Dailymail UK]
 
In other words, soyboys are more likely to die than actual men.

Hydroxychloraquine may be effective in fighting the Coronavirus afterall. Initial tests done with it that were suggestive of a lack of positive affect may have been conducted improperly.

@Zincy  
Take it easy, will ya? You know, not all of us know how to or are even capable of being selfless 100% of the time without fail. I didn’t have the best childhood and I didn’t get empathy lessons at key moments in my life, so fucking forgive me if I can’t pull my weight at saving humanity the way you like!

@Goku Black
 
And there is the weakness that you are so quick to lay at the feet of others.
 
It’s not about being selfless, it’s about being a functional human.
 
If you want to talk shit about people, and if you want to act like that, being happy about the suffering of others, you damn well better be able to take what’s coming to you.
 
 
Because that, my friend, is what my means to be a man. To take responsibility for your words and actions. So if you dish shit, be ready to take shit.
 
Because from where I’m standing. You’re the thin skinned soy boy.

@Goku Black  
I think you’re missing the reason he’s mad at you.

@Zincy  
Duly fucking noted!

Here in Marion County Indiana, we almost at 8000 confirmed cases of COVID-19.

@Meanlucario  
All I did was share a news article and a snarky comment which was meant to be in good fun. Too soon, I guess?

@Goku Black  
In that case, you should have said something like “looks like the soy boys are going to be killed and those with more testosterone than brain cells are going to survive. Joy.” The way you said it was less of a joke and more gleeful at people dying.

Also, I’m pretty sure @Zincy broke Rule 0 by telling me to fuck off.

@Goku Black  
Than just report him instead of complaining.

@Meanlucario  
Not meant to be a complaint, just pointing something out. I’ve never seen him break any rules before.