Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

The Google docs app is being weird for me again. I’m not sure if it’s the app itself, or the specific document I’m working on, but for some reason it keeps crashing on me. Even something as simple as flipping the out from portrait to landscape mode is enough to trigger one.

Mixed Martial Arts is just an enhanced system of Boxing. You can use all your body’s techniques rather than just swinging your arms and fists and moving your foot.

It is also safer. Nobody has died so far from fighting inside a fighting cage. Because boxing has different set of rules that MMA doesn’t have. Brain haemorrhage is the most culprit of injuries in boxing because your head is the most often target than body.

God I love this sport so much.

Even though I already watched the entire series, I’m rewatching Chuck again because it’s just that good of a series and the spy/government secrets premise gives me ideas for myself in the future.

~Floyd Mayweather Jr.

If a milk is chocolate-flavored, shouldn’t it just be called chocolate juice?

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Not as long as it still has a milky texture and is originally sourced from a cow

So the Celestial Quartet last month just reunited once again tonight. :D

Today is the 80th Anniversary of the Pearl Harbor Attack.

AKA, the BIGGEST mistake Japanese Empire has ever done in their conquest.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
I wish I can relive my first experience of eating a burger

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
That is cute as hell!

@Myoozik
Same

@Mellow Rhythm
Abdu Rozik is cute indeed.

Also, he’s 18 years old.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Ah, so he has a certain condition.

I don’t rescind what I said, though he’s probably also a rather cool dude as well

How many people here have never been grounded by their parents in their life besides me?

“Pizzurito”? Can’t imagine how delicious that would’ve been and the diarrhea.

Also, the amount of triggered Italians smashing their keyboards or phones.

2021-2022 Winter Storm Names

@NitroFury
Winter Storm Usher?

YEAH!!

Where’s the cheese?

It’s under the sauce.

There’s no cheese on it.

It’s under the sauce.

Like… I’m Italian and this is hurting me.

It’s from Chicago.

I-It’s just sauce…

The cheese is under the sauce.

That’s not enough cheese!

The cheese is under the sauce.

THAT’S NOT ENOUGH!!!

Smug

New York City in 2030s compared to Coruscant.

Normalize naming your child after a 10/10 band

-Dad, why is my sister’s name called Iron Maiden?

-Because your mom loves that band.

-Alright thanks Dad.

-No problem, Judas Priest.