It did not start with an earthquake,
Birds, snakes, or aero planes,
No, it was a pangolin.
Five a.m., the husband’s up,
Ready for another hunt,
He goes out, but no luck,
Toilet paper’s out of stock,
Other than that, we’re just fine
Oh my god, we’ll all die.
Schools are closed, the second week
We all try not to breathe
And if you’re sneezing in the street
Everybody literally jumps ten feet
Other than that,
we’re just fine
It’s alright
But Doctor Merkel,
No surprise,
Is feeling Pretty psyched.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine.
Donald Trump,
ain’t he great,
Lets us know he’s not afraid
Two weeks late into the game
He looks for someone else to blame
Johnson – that’s the Englishman –
Has a completely different plan
He’s on the way to eliminate
The most loyal part of his electorate
Other than that, we’re just fine Right? Right.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. (It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it. (It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it. (It’s time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine.
It’s funny, it’s funny,
It’s funny until it isn’t Funny anymore.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. (It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it. (It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it. (It’s time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine.