Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

Music Connoisseur
I love watching videos of people wasting scammers time or getting them all pissed off, it gets me through the pandemic
Holofan4life
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Artist -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - The best thing about being an anime mod is you get to eat babies for free
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

I II II L
Alkie the henpecked reindeer
 
Likes to get drunk a lot
 
If you tell him to do stuff
 
He’ll probably just smoke some pot
 
He has a wife named Gloria
 
Who is a real mean witch
 
If you confront him about it
 
He’ll probably start to cry like a bitch
 
All of the other reindeer
 
Used to compete with full throttle
 
Except for poor old Alkie
 
He would rather get blotto
 
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
 
Foggy cause he was drunk
 
Santa came up in a wheeze
 
Saying “Alkie, the Mrs gave me VD”
 
So Alkie started to sober
 
He was out of his funk
 
As for poor old Santa
 
He’ll have spots on his winkly junk
yelling_into_the_void
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

The Hell?
We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: “if it makes a human sick it will kill you.”
 
Human: [absent-mindedly singing Hot Blooded by Foreigner; suddenly sneezes.]
 
Alien: F#CK!
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