Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

I like to have ice and chewing gum together.
 
I take a bunch of ice from the ice maker, and put it on my mousepad. Well, last night, my mouse died because it got wet.

Haters would say this photo is overlaid. Nope, it’s real and metal af.
 

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov  
Before I scrolled down and saw the city, I thought that was some molten chocolate cake spewing out lava.

Does anyone here watch Deadwingdork? I’m trying to find the stream where he covered a bunch of people reviewing chewing tobacco.

@Dex Stewart  
I do, I’m a fan. I watched the bigger part of his stuff and I haven’t seen any chewing tobacco yet. I’ve seen lightbulb eating, and trashbag fetishism.

Can someone recommend me some extremely spicy foods that you know that could be available in my country’s market.
 
I want to put my throat and bowel to the test.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov  
There’s the “Hottest Fuckin’ Nuts”.  
Look them up, scoff a mouthful…  
BOOM!  
Instant regret, followed by the possible satisfaction gleaned from at least having given them a try in the first place
 
They sell them here  
Though I don’t know if they ship overseas or not.
 
Otherwise, I’d say literally anything with carolina reaper, or a blend of all the hottest peppers, which you can find in many heat-based foods

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov  

I think my bluetooth speaker is being possessed
 
Whatever the fuck happened to it, that creeped the shit outta me…

Hmmm, who are you people

@QuasarNova  
I’m back again kinda sorta lol

@Kaz  
I’m a power rangers nerd.

@Kaz  
A bass-playing beardy man and best waifu-haver

@Kaz
 

@Kaz  
I’m Batman

👀
 

@QuasarNova  

 
Watup

FUN FACT: you have been at least through tragic lies about this cookie can in your entire life when you opened it all thanks to your Latina or Asian moms/grandmoms.
 

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
 
You think there is yogurt but sike is beans
 
You think is ice cream, nope, more beans
 
Want cookie? You get sewing items instead

@Kaz
 
Dying

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
 
Rounding that seems like a hazel if you wood ask me

If you ever feel outraged, just remember the pizza in GTA: Vice City costs $65.