Video Game General 2: Definitive/Remastered Edition

@Mikey
 
Isn’t that a PC release?

@Dustcan  
The steam version yes.

@Mikey
 
That’s some “bruh” levels right there.
 
How do you port something to PC and not support keyboard and mouse?

@Beau Skunky  
I meant it was all top-down.
 
usually Contra is primarily side-scroller. Dunno about the PS2 games

@Dustcan  
Because Konami.

Clutch claw is proving less useful than i hoped. 7/10 times I manage to latch onto the piece of the monster it’s attacking with.
 
The Plunderblade gadget, however, that’s friggin’ free carves before the fight is over.

@Beau Skunky  
Aren’t they just getting back to making games since the Japanese government is looking into Pachinko machine?
 
@PonyPon  
That’s why you want to use the claw when you know they aren’t going to attack with that part soon.

@Mikey
 
No keyboard and mouse? On a PC game?
 
 
I’m sorry, WHAT?!

Let’s look at some terrible games from the past.  

@ExtreVile  
52 pieces of shit.

@Meanlucario  
Yeah, it is a piece of shit game; at one point, there was a contest that if you reach that fifth level in “Ooze,” you would win $104,000. Problem is the game crash without fail, it was pretty much a scam… Talk about $200 going down the drain.

Here’s another terrible game from the past.  

@ExtreVile  
Most misleading cover art ever!

so i just ran some math here, Gems of war just for the final jump to level 20 of VIP wants you to spend $1200 not even counting the 19 levels leading up to that one,

It’s like Glavenus knows when I’m trying to cut its tail, so it never uses it to attack.

@DarklordYuri  
Must take some amazing restraint on his part.

@DarklordYuri  
The RNG knows all your desires.

@Meanlucario  
Thanks to prosperity gospel, this would never happen in the US.

@Penguin Lagann  
#FucKonami

If Glav doesn’t fuck around, Tigrex has no joke even fuckin’ implied.
 
And to make matters worse, I want it’s armor.

@PonyPon  
Sounds like the Monster Hunter experience.

And if there’s one genuine complaint about Pluderang, it’s that it’s Master Ability is bogus.
 
No one this far in needs account items.