Who was the Chris Chan of this fandom?

While Chris Chan is technically a millenial having been born in 1982. It was on an early point of the generation (1981 often being considered the starting point). He’s basically a Gen X person in the way he was born to parents from the Silent Generation.

It’s quite scary to think that he’s old enough to a a parent to either a late millenial or a Gen Z.

My parents are from the Boomer generation. As I’m pretty sure most of our parents here are.

@Beau Skunky
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@Background Pony #43FC
He’s an incel in denial to more accurately put it.
One who keeps insisting they respect women. But often came out the opposite in practice. One who claims to be more “feminine” but knows nothing about being a female. But at the same time, he’s is largely inept at being even a man as well. He’s a loser.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
He’s everything nobody ever wants to be, basically.

He doesn’t know how to live as a human even at a basic level.

@Background Pony #43FC
A competent Chris would actually be dangerous.

I had a ponder earlier while watching Sonic Prime.

I wonder how much of current Sonic media Chris is aware of. Prime, the IDW-verse, the second Sonic movie, Frontiers.

Also, I realized the grand irony that the franchise has suddenly become good after Chris was arrested. Like a weight was lifted from it.

@Zincy
Might be the one mortal enemy of SEGA that is Chris Chan himself has been into good riddance for SEGA.

I really hope they didn’t fuck their mom, and this is just a ploy to go to jail or get fame.

Everything was funny and cool until this.

Even if they did do it, they’re probably batshit insane and don’t need to be in jail anyway, more like a mental hospital.

I’m pretty sure Chris is some antisocial CIA experiment. Their whole life and identity is turmoil, they are God of chaos death and disfunction of the CPU goddess nintendo robertchu Christina chandler of the dimension c-197 of the blueheart Jesus Muhammad ultra plus commodore 64 several lightning bolt symbols.

it’s hard to look away, they are asshole incarnate, a true deuterostome. Maybe we’re all a little Chris Chan. Just hopefully not the part that fucked their mom.

I believe in science, but Chris Chan makes me pray to God.

Gonna have to disagree. Bluespike and The Idea Guys were complete monsters. There wasn’t anything funny about the death of Robert Chandler, the living conditions in the house, or the house fire.

Atleast Robert doesn’t have to put up with it anymore.

The bluespike thing was painfully not funny, but when your life is like Chris you get a dark sense of humor.

I guess we do got to remember some of the bad crap that fucked them up for life.

@Zincy
I think the current Sonic media would have more or less the same reception they’re getting in the timeline where Chris didn’t get arrested. I doubt his antics affected the Sonic franchise that hard.

@Beth
Dude, I really wish this was all made up as well.

Personally, I wish the internet as a whole will swear to never impact another troubled & disabled person ever again to the lengths in which they pushed Chris, no matter how cringey this other person is.

@Beth
The glowies chose Chris for their experiment because they learned their lesson from Uncle Teddy K. If they picked another victim with a gigabrain IQ, they may have someone start dropping too many red pills on the consequences of the agricultural revolution for modern society to function. Instead, they choose Chris.

I want to believe the sex abuse stuff was just lies to impress some crazy girl or go to jail on purpose to get away from all the horrible things.

I don’t like Barb, she’s a hypochondriac that latches onto this bad situation for Chris’s e- bucks instead of getting real help.

Munchausen Syndrome via Proxy. Both are illness fakers, but Barb is actually becoming ill, but she had the illness faking behavior before she got frail. Chris is pretty strong and smart, they know they can get through life on pure bs alone, so why would they work?

If they actually molested their mom however, I can no longer pretend they’re smart.

I want to believe they’re just a galaxy brain that’s fucking with everyone for money and to malinger.

I want them to come out of jail all jacked, intellectual and jaded.

This is a golden opportunity. They have no internet to feed their delusions.

I’m only talking about this person because they’re a criminal currently in the act of committing crimes, and using the internet to do it, that’s on them.

I just had the dumb realization that all this time I’ve lived literally 2 hours from Chris Chan.

If I had been more interested in his madness, I could have driven to his house without the slightest inconvenience.

I knew I was very close, but I never bothered until know to look at how close.

In fact, when I used to have to drive home from DC twice a week, I’d pass through Ruckersville. I’ve probably driven past his house.

@Zincy
I’d stay away now that they’re real criminal.

I still think they where just trying to impress some twisted girl.

The girl should be complicit. At no time did she seem concerned about what Chris was saying.

She held onto the evidence for several days, likely doctored herself out of it

Can the internet just shut up about this one individual? He was just some strange man who was the target of internet trolls thus ruining his mental health to the point where he committed horrible crimes. END OF STORY.

Please Internet, Just stop talking about him. Let it go.

@Beth
As in the girl whose daddy is a glowie?

@PUBLIQclopAccountant
Yeah. Bella.

Chris would do anything to impress some pretty girl, no matter how deranged they are.

This is a person who actively conspired to kill Chris, thinking she could manipulate them into suicide.

They where also grooming Chris. Giving Chris the idea that if they fondle their unaware mother a couple times, Chris would finally have that hot bf free girl.

The evidence was doctored, and even then Bella can’t hide the fact that the remaining bits of their voice sounds completely complicit.

How is she not in jail?

Too late to lay the hammer on the other trolls. They prob moved on and have plenty of regret, also it’s like a group hysteria thing, we can’t blame any one person for making Chris this way, but we can prove that Bella was recently complicit in rape, and coersing the mentally ill into suicide. Not to mention both the rapist and rapey involved in Bellas stunt are mentally ill.

Not saying Chris should just go free back to Barb. I’m saying Bella should be in jail too.

It would be the ultimate karma if Bella had to share a cell with Chris. Would that be cruel and unusual? Prob, Chris is ill and a lot stronger than Bella, and Chris is attracted to her, that’s a huge risk.

Real three Christs of Ypstalani energy, there. The most cinematic ending, too.

@SlickBlade

I would like people to remember that it wasn’t the trolls who planted the seeds in Chris. Yes, they did kindle and enable the vulnerable side of him. But if his actions towards Megan, his behaviors at the The Game Place, and every other folks around him during his days in college with the whole Love Signs and his scuffle with the dean Mary Lee Walsh were anything to go by. The guy was already an entitled brat who clearly lacks the understanding of how the world works from the start, long before the general internet were brought to attention about his existence. His Love Quest that eventually brought him to…. this… began long before his discovery as well. It certainly didn’t help that he made no effort to mitigate negative attention attracting behaviours when he was discovered by the trolls.

Is Chris even aware that Pokemon is in it’s 9th generation and that one of his childhood idols Ash is retiring fromt he anime?
Gee, I wonder how he’d take this information? Considering the way he handled the ending oh MLP FiM… your guess is as good as mine.

Last time the internet was in communication with him. He seems to be marginally aware of the whole Russo-Ukraine War and the Monkey Pox thing. Albeit in his own warped childlike perception of those things.

Chris-Chan has allegedly been freed from jail, due to someone paying for their bond.

Holy crap.

They lost a lot of weight, and the goofy smile is gone. They look badass now.

I called it, jacked and jaded. Now I just hope they do something positive while out.

Regardless of what happened I know they can’t live with Barbara.