An Offer Derpibooru Can Not Refuse

As a representative the organization of the ICP(SP) Colombian branch I hereby approach Derpibooru with an offer it can not refuse to save in its time of crisis. On offer I have for the moderation staff a selection of small villas in Bogotá they may have of their choosing if they sell Derpibooru to my organization, ICP(SP). To fluff the offer, I will have my professional cadres promise to make arepas for you everyday for five years. Upon acquisition of the site, and the liberation of staff troubles ICP(SP) promises to rid the site of its filth and to entirely de-sensationalize the drama of this site. Derpibooru will undergo a complete brand remodeling to better contextualize it in the world infocommunication technology market place. I have been authorized by ICP(SP) to announce our DerpiVision2020 program: a complete re-branding of the site to “Tablón del Terror Proletario Equestre”
 
 
Thank you for your time. Cocaine will not be involved. If you refuse, well we will be disappointed.

Based

@AaronMk  
Thank you for your offer of small villas in Bogotá. However, solid bars of gold are more useful. Please deliver as many solid bars of gold as you are willing to offer for the site per directions on the Contact page. Please note the solid bars of gold are non-refundable if we find your offer lacking or insincere.

@Derpy Whooves  
Can they be delivered in the form of a Dragon Quest Goldman?

@Skoon  
The only thing I know about Dragon Quest is the pornography, so if it’s delivered in the form of solid bars of golden pornography that would be fine, but remember: non-refundable.
 
You won’t want it back after we’re done with it, anyway.

@Derpy Whooves
 
“You won’t want it back after we’re done with it, anyway.”
 
Says you! >:3

@Skoon
 

@Derpy Whooves  
HAHAHAHA

This is pathetic. Who do you think you are?

@RD4590
 

@RD4590  

 
I’ll give you a shiny foil ball to do the tango