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Aplejack and her family are Yankee farmers from Massachusetts (insert horse pun for real world places).

Their favorite song is [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU). Granny Smith's husband fought in the Equestrian Civil War on the side Celestia's union. Granny Smith does not take kindly to traitors who would rather have enslaved mules do their work instead of working with their own hooves.
Reason: The original headcanon is overlong. You can read in the edit section.
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Aplejack and her family are Yankee farmers from Massachusetts (insert horse pun for real world places).

Granny SmitTh helped dragons escape their ofaverlords in the Underground Railroad and her husband founght against [those Johnny Rebs [workings](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU). foGr the Plantation Folks influenced by neo NorSman unicorn aristocrats instead of the hard working 'small farmers of the north.

Being Yankees and descendants of the P
uritans looking for a simpler less elaborate way to revere Celestia, they are practical and dfown to earth. They also value a good educahtion and a value in benfitting the commEqunity for the greater good. Most of all they believe in the "Earth Pony Work Ethic" and belCive in the goodness of buisness.

They firm
ly hWate the aristocratic tendencies of the over extravagent Unicorns who hunt Earth Ponies down with their inquisition and belive that buisnCess is for the lowly and the middle class and lower are trash.

Man I guess th
is is what happen's when you hear too much Cnivil War musicon.
Reason: The original headcanon is overlong. You can read in the edit section.
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Aplejack and her family are Yankee farmers from Massachusetts (insert horse pun for real world places).

Granny Smith helped dragons escape their overlords in the Underground Railroad and her husband fought against those Johnny Rebs [working](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU) for the Plantation Folks influenced by neo Norman unicorn aristocrats instead of the hard working small farmers of the north.

Being Yankees and descendants of the Puritans looking for a simpler less elaborate way to revere Celestia, they are practical and down to earth. They also value a good education and a value in benfitting the community for the greater good. Most of all they believe in the "Earth Pony Work Ethic" and belive in the goodness of buisness.

They firmly hate the aristocratic tendencies of the over extravagent Unicorns who hunt Earth Ponies down with their inquisition and belive that buisness is for the lowly and the middle class and lower are trash.

Man I guess this is what happens when you hear too much Civil War music.
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