Crazy Headcanons

@Trickquestion  
Mostly I’m suggesting it because the horrible disease I have that makes me want quantifiable statistics in all of my entertainment.
 
Although when you think about it most people in your standard d&d setting aren’t combat competent, its just that games about them would be really, really dull so instead you focus on playing characters who know which end of the sword goes into orcs, but not necessarily how to tend a farm.
 
Also given the frequency of rampaging monsters in the setting (at this point we have some kind of cosmic bear, a hydra, two dragons, changelings, amorphous shadow beings, manticores, timber wolves and diamond dogs, and I’m not even getting into the weird stuff seen so far in the comics) I don’t think a pegasus paladin would be too far out of the question.
 
 
@Sjogre  
Have I ever mentioned that I love the constant nightmarish legal hassle involved in figuring out who exactly owns what intellectual property? Its great in “not great at all” sort of way.
 
Still a man can dream. I’m half way tempted to suggest home brewing an MLP rpg, but I can’t begin to fathom the headaches that would entail.

Vinyl Scratch is French. Because Daft Punk. Also she may or may not actually be a robot. Because Daft Punk.

@ClownDicks  
Or German, because Kraftwerk.

@GargantuanBass  
Hmmm…  
“Vinyl Kratz” or “Vinylique Cri”?  
Your choice.

@The_Mungoman  
I like the German better but after four years of learning it I would guess I’m biased.
 
Unrelated, a new headcanon I’ve got is that alternate universes in MLP all exist concurrently and if someone tried hard enough they would be able to cross over to another. The catch is that the information neccessary to perform the spell is all contained in an ancient book sealed away by the Princesses since the last time somepony used the spell it summoned Discord.

Vinyl Scratch is the daughter of Photo Finish

@PonyPon  
Oh I love that one!

Photo Finish and Hoity Toity are actually archenemies. The reason that Photo ignored Rarity’s designs was because Hoity had expressed approval of them.
 
FiM dragons do in fact kidnap maidens on a regular basis. However, they’re abducting them for company, and only eat them because they won’t stop screaming. Or because they threaten to tell other people about the conversations that they had.

@Sjogre  

 
I also like to think that Photo Finish and Hoity Toity were married at one point, but then divorced. Their daughter, Silver Spoon, lives with Hoity. Well, sort of. He’s out of the house so often on business that it’s probably more correct to say “Silver Spoon lives with the house servants, and her father Hoity, when he’s home”.
 
Yes, I do subscribe to the fan-theory that Silver Spoon is only a bitch because her best (and only) friend Diamond Tiara is a bitch. She’s really a nice girl, she just doesn’t quite know how to “fit in”.

Long term use of unicorn magic on plants results in faster rates of mutation. Prime example? Fruit bats.
 
Twilight and Fluttershy are both soft vore enthusiasts. Twi’s a pred, Shy’s a prey. Neither of them know about the other.

@PonyPon  

 
GET IN MAH BELLY!
 
Sorry, that’s all I know about “vore”. And it’s an Austin Powers reference. Not even a good one, either.

@PonyPon  

 
GET IN MAH BELLY!
 
Sorry, that’s all I know about “vore”. And it’s an Austin Powers reference. Not even a good one, either.

@PonyPon  

 
That would also explain poison joke.

@PonyPon  
Really? I’d guess that Shy’s actually the pred. After all, she’s the one that feeds animals to other animals.
 
Headcanon: Fluttershy secretly eats meat. She started because she wanted to make sure that what she was feeding her critters was safe, and partly out of curiosity, and has gotten into the habit since then.
 
Kinda related, but not depending on it…
 
Angel was originally a feeder rabbit for one of her carnivorous animals. Angel remembers that he’s only alive because he managed to make himself too useful to be fed to an eagle, and is still bitter about it.
 
Being born as someone else’s dinner isn’t the kind of think that you just let go.

@Sjogre  
I figure she has the mentality of feeding her animals when she’s the prey. Circle of life and all. But if you went some pages back, I also think she has a meat addiction, which was attained at a young age. I’m totally not saying that because I want to see pics of fillyshy chewing steaks as big as she is.

Derpy Hooves eyes are straight all the time. It’s just our perspective of her eyes that aren’t straight.
 
Daring Do’s last book is about her going to a mall for shopping. But no fan would want to talk about it.

Griffons are a bunch of pansies and have no Klingon like empire, and have never ever fought the ponies.
 
Oh no, that title belongs to the mules. The Mule Empire is the most strict, stubborn, militant empires on the planet.

@Princess♠Molestia  
Mule Empire? Interesting concept. Did they try to enslave the ponies and donkeys to keep making more mules?
 
Seriously, even if you meant to say donkey, the idea of an empire formed and ruled by sterile halfbreeds is still an interesting idea.

@Sjogre  
And just from your description, a mite bit horrifying.

@Sjogre  
Nope. Mules.
 
Stubborn, angry, militant, sometimes ninjas, mules.
 
 
They already have enough ponies, the descendants of ones they enslaved long ago, who are still slaves/ the lowest rung in their society.

Something worth thinking about… Mules are the offspring of a female horse and a donkey, while a hinny is the offspring of a male horse and a female donkey. Is that an important distinction?

@Sjogre  
2nd class citizens. Power to the mule race. Down with the filthy griffons, minotaurs and ponies. All glory to the great mule warlord.

@Princess♠Molestia  

 
Puhleash. :B

@TheAbridgenator  
Oh is that the latest rebellion?
 
Well, time for Nightmare Moon to return. Let’s see their oh so glorious reason bring the sun back from a supernatural tyrant.

@Princess♠Molestia  
…You’ve been talking to O’Brien from 1984, haven’t you? o_O;