Crazy Headcanons

I always figured his antipathy to other races was related to the two attacks on Canterlot in recent years. If there are further personal issues he’s had with non-ponies, it was likely ambassadors and other ones visiting and living in Canterlot.

He also has no substantial dislike for non-unicorn ponies or other established citizen-races like donkeys - although he hold to some degree of stereotyping and supports “separate but equal” education overall, he has been surprisingly open to mixed education and better at allocating educational subsidies fairly than some of his predecessors. (He is rather urban-minded, though, considering rural education a token nesscesity.)

MLP Analysis: When Lightning Bliss learned the sordid truth about ToonKriticY2K, she went full-on Thunder Blight in her fury.

Smolder gets suspended for almost making Spike leave.

Seriously jerk move Smolder. I guess you still have some stuff to learn about friendship.

If Apple Bloom, Babs Seed, Scootaloo, and/or Sweetie Belle are ever in peril from some wild beast or dangerous criminal, Gabby would kill or die to protect her friends if she has to.

Rainbow Dash hears heavy metal at all times, which is why she’s so gung ho about everything and has trouble paying attention.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
You can’t suspend a student for providing culturally relevant mentorship!

In Equestrian tradition, foals at the age of 12 reach the age of accountability where they are expected to finally get apprenticeships, job experience or sometimes even jobs at this point. Like Spike or Cozy Glow being an assistant.

This is like is when Benjamin Franklin became an apprentice at age 12.

As you can see, Equestrian children are expected to work earlier than us modern human children.

Stygian and Rockhoof collaborate on an epic novel. It became a bestseller and the two were a great team at telling stories.

Dragons will have learned friendship so well in the future and thouroughly that they become the ones to teach real friendship to Canterlot snobs.

For real though, even if the other species had bad cultural habits, many ponies aren’t that much better and they definitly could use friendship.

I like to think Twilight would say to Neighsay with “All of us Changelings Dragons and Ponies are not perfect, but we can all be better. We ponies have our own problems we have to solve even if we like to ignore them. But my school equally teaches every race that they can become better creatures. The art of moral improvement is in all sapient creatures.”

Cozy Glow has a whole bunch of love struck colt admirers that do her every bidding. It’s all in her cuteness and foolishly tricking them into thinking they can be her hero. Even if in reality they’re her slaves.

If one of them displeases, she’ll just let out a rumor of him being unpleasent, and the others will teach him a lesson.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
And yet the CMC are still in school after 9 seasons. (And we know, from Sweetie’s fifth birthday party flashback, that they weren’t that young to start with.)

@Latecomer
Going by the number of Hearth’s Warming episodes, only five in-universe years. Plus, the first three seasons have to take place in anachronic order.

@Latecomer
They still have to go to school but while they’re finishing their last years at school they at the same time are also looking for pre preparation for their futures.

Edit: Also my headcanon is that Cozy Glow is 12 and now that she is in the age accountability, that she is legally allowed to be imprisoned in Tartarus.

If Spike and Rarity ever married, far from finally being free from work, Rarity will make her now husband carry even more stuff. Not just for Rarity but for their dracony children whom Rarity loves to pamper.

And now that Spike is no longer a kid, Rarity can be be a bit agressive even slightly violent if Spike doesn’t do her will.

Don’t worry they still love each other and always have time playing O and O with their kids.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
You say don’t worry, but now I kind of worry…

Starlight is ridiculous good at video games for one simple reason: she’s a natural expert at kiting her enemies.

@Roseluck
Who do you think would come out on top between her and Sunset?

G1: Porcina’s shampoo machine was one of Gonk and Glouda’s earliest inventions, made at a time when they actually used a plan and weren’t just inventing for the sake of inventing.

@Blissful690
I can’t stand Sunset so the answer will always be Starlight.

Also G1: Those numerals on Grogar’s clock were Tambelonian numerals, and the earliest ever number system to use place value/positional notation rather than tally-derived numerals such as the Roman or Ancient Egyptian systems IRL. Also, Tambelonian numerals used base sixteen or something.

MLP Analysis: Heaven help you if you annoy Mirror Universe Finn.

The reason no Windigos have returned is that somewhere ponies from all three tribes still live in peace. But they have lost contact with the other ponies.

@DarkObsidian
It’d be hilarious if it turned out that most of ponykind was still living in peace in modernized versions of the cities from G4.

You’re right. But somehow I can’t believe this. I hope at least that there is a bigger clue behind it. ;-)

But since we know how unpredictable the pony world can be, maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part. ;-D

Aria Blaze hates ponies because she’s such a grump she hates cute happy things.