Crazy Headcanons

Hitch isn’t great at the plant thing, but he’ll eventually recreate timberwolves, and he’ll be calling them dogwoods.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Reformed timberwolves?

@Background Pony #E9D0
In a manner of speaking.

After an encounter between Rarity and Ragamuffin (pony world in pony version that is), Spike in a fit of jealous rage called him a “big dick”.

Snowdrop after gaining confidence decided to buy a curtain and a whip and become a hero to fight criminals (by that she means kids who steal others lunch money)

@Twi Clown
“Ragamuff”?…

Ponies are immune to human diseases.

@Background Pony #E9D0
Pathogen-based ones, anyway. Except Covid-19 and Malaria, which affect all sapients, and only sapients.

@Wiimeiser
True.
Though, in my ’verse, ponies are immune to covid and malaria.

@Background Pony #E9D0
Are horses susceptible to rabies IRL?

@Korora
Yup.

@Korora
Though, in my verse, they’re also immune to rabies.
However, it depends on how I see it.

@Background Pony #E9D0
I mean ponies are different from nornal horses. They have smarter minds and perhaps stronger immune systems.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Yup.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
They’re Houyhnhnms, so of course they have smarter minds.
Of course, stronger immune systems could have the side effect of allergies and autoimmune disorders being more common.

When she was a teenager during a ball, a somewhat older girl said Rarity’s dresses were silly, stupid and clearly done by someone who’s just a sad mare with no talent.

It took three stallions and some sticks to separate the fight between those two mares. Admittedly though, call it fight it’s a bit of a stretch, it was more like “Rarity pummelling a girl on the floor while the other mostly just tried to cover herself.”

Rarity still got detention for the stunt.

@Twi Clown
To this day, Rarity never forgave her.

@Korora
And they heard of Gulliver’s Travels, so…

Celestia tends to be self-conscious about her weight.

@Twi Clown
I can totally imagine Rarity being very tempermental and sometimes violent as a youngster.

Also she probably would be jealous of richer ponies who didn’t have to work for their success unlike herself.

Nowadays instead of beating ponies up, she found other ways to vent like playing a guitar or cryimg on a matress.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Or eating ice cream.

Rarity’s favorite song growing up was Born to Trot, since she always wanted to move to Canterlot to get away from Ponyville.

Of course she would never admit to that being her favorite song.

Perhaps justified. When Nightmare Moon was first sealed away, Princess Celestia was so depressed, she drank about 126 gallons of wine before passing out. To this day, that is why 126 gallons of wine is a standard of measurement known as “a buttload of wine”.

@Random-Rambling
And once Luna came back, she became sober.

Neighsay’s racism was born from tragic though still petty reasons. When he was young he felt in love with a zebra girl (not Zecora though, not every zebra has to be zecora), but both his parents and the parents of the zebra didn’t allow it and she had to move away.
As a result Neighsay was racist because he didn’t get laid.

@Background Pony #E9D0
Makes me think if Rarity still curses her on her bed.

@Background Pony #E9D0
And yet she never stops eating cake.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Well, I guess raripunk has to come from somewhere.