Crazy Headcanons

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Heh.

Human Fluttershy’s favorite language is Esperanto because she believes in the dream of mankind uniting not being divided and angry by language.

Under Twilight’s rule, an attempt at a universal secondary language like Esperanto was attempted. The School of Friendship even made it a class.

It was called Amiceko.

Argyle knows traces of this language and while Sunny while not as fluent as her father uses some Amiceko phrases.

Night Light has a fetish for strong women who would wear the pants in a relationship.

@Twi Clown
He hit the jackpot then. Or in this case the jackpot hit him. (I think I can relate to him)

Rainbow Dash has a recurrent dream (or more fittingly a recurring nightmare) that involves her wearing a tutu while hugging a teddy bear.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I mean, whay other explanation can you give to a nerd like Night Light choosing a thrill seeker like Twilight Velvet. XD

Rarity is a tetrochromat. That is she can see more colors than others can see since she is one of the lucky females to be gifted with fourth cone (pretend that ponies are like humans).

This helps her in making gorgeous, colorful clothes and tobuse great gems.

Posey’s dream is to be a great artist. She even founded her own art school. She describes her own art as bold and brash.

Derpy has never sought public office as she knows her most dangerous temptations lie in the pursuit of power, and she would likely become a well-intentioned extremist. That dream from A Royal Problem? Was just that: a dream she was experiencing.

Applebloom is actually the best pony to repel a zombie invasion thanks to her skills at potions, gardening and because she can somehow drive zombies insane.

@Korora
But she’s to cute for that.

Blueblood used to flirt with Twilight constantly before she moved to Ponyville. Twilight was always annoyed with his advances and would use spells to avoid his cheesy pickup lines.

That being said if they are doing political activities Twilight and Blueblood work well together in things like diplomacy or taxation. His fussiness about things being perfect can come in handy in administration and that’s she admires about him.

Zeus exists in the MLP universe.

He and Celestia hate each other’s guts.

Tell THAT to the nightmares of Sunny Town.

The pony version of “A Troll in Central Park gave Rainbow Dash nightmares for a week.

The Windigos are actually the ghost of Vladimir Putin after he was executed by Amnesty International for killing 7.5 billion people in 2023.

@Wiimeiser
…ok even for you, that’s out there

Any pony with an insect cutie mark has at least one changeling in their ancestry.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
So does that mean Fluttershy…

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Somewhere along the line, a meek little Pegasus found comfort in a well-disguised bug.

We don’t see Apple Spice in G4 because she’s living elsewhere under another name after turning Crown’s evidence against a particularly sadistic mob enforcer. With the exception of former mayor Flitter Flutter, everyone in Ponyville thought Apple Spice was killed by timberwolves in the Everfree Forest. And Flitter Flutter died in the sack of Ponyville during the Storm Invasion.

Despite the fact that they no longer control the sun and moon, Celestia and Luna still retain their solar and lunar based powers, Luna also retaining her ability to dream walk.

They now look like this:

@Korora
A memorial was made for Flitter Flutter, after the invasion.

@Background Pony #1D87
Contrast with the mob enforcer, who had no mourners beyond his immediate family (and not all them) when he died in a freak accident in Royal Correctional Corral.

@Korora
Heh, true.

Rarity when she got older also decided to restore old Equestrian ruins.

Rarity was praised at first, but ponies critized her for restoring them to look “more beautiful or to capture a certain virtue” rather than making it authentic.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Heh, I guess there will always be critics.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Hoo, boy.