Crazy Headcanons

TF2 Analysis: “I Ship It” was based off a dream Silver Quill the hippogriff had.

Lyra is a conspiracy theory who not only believes humans exist but also that aliens built Canterlot and thinks the goverent is up to some evil conspiracy and that they also censor the truth

This often causes conflict in her friendship with Bon Bon.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Well, I do theorize that by the time of “The Last Problem” they are amiable exes.

When Derpy died, her epitaph was “True heart, true friend”.

@Korora
Oof.

@Korora
She was loved by every pony, even though she was clumsy.

Once, Derpy’s suspicions of a package she had to deliver saved the Cakes’ lives.

EqG Rainbow Dash is ambidextrous.

She’s also totally colorblind, in a fit of spiteful irony from the universe.

It’s very rare for women to be colorblind, let alone completely colorblind.

Golden and Noi Harvest are half-sisters; their father was a Bluebeard for the life insurance. Golden was Noi’s legal guardian in later seasons of the show.

In Equestria Girls, Rarity gets annoyed when someone confuses her accent with British. She is still a proud American who believes in the Pursuit of Happiness (her dream of being a world famous designer) and the American Dream. Of course she has no interest in the “trivial” American things like football games or hamburgers, she still prefers wine and cheese from France, which she claims represents thw American free market tradition of commerce.

She prefers to think of herself as a high class New Yorker aristocrat like FDR.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
TLDR Rarity is a major American patriot who cries dramarically on her couch when she hears the Star Spangled Banner.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
👍

Verko was tried and convicted of slave trading in Abyssinia and beheaded.

@Background Pony #3B48
Interesting.

Cozy Glow’s criminal charges included several hundred counts of felony murder.

Octavio Pie exists. But they simply don’t talk about him.

“Time Turner & Associates” was the name of a medical supplies manufacturer. Reins MacCremell used “Time Turner” as a line-of-sight name for the Doctor in a space station’s sickbay.

Should add that, Luna now rarely uses her dream walk ability.
As for how their retirement is going?

@Korora
🤔

@Phoenixflambe
Maybe because of a noodle incident?

@Background Pony #53C3
Most likely. Whatever that was.

Celestia and Luna once ended up separating and reforming their evil counterparts, Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon.
Both now go under Sunspot (Daybreaker) and Dream (Nightmare Moon).

Lyra the liberterian anti governmental conspiracist pseudoscientist vs Bon Bon the Secret Equestrian Service angent.

Will their friendship survive their conflicting viewpoints

@Background Pony #53C3
I was referencing the Second Doctor story “The Wheel in Space”.

@Korora
Ahh.

idea

in season 2 the reason Cerberus escaped was that the dogs were trying to look for terik