Crazy Headcanons

Aroudn the time of “The Last Problem”, Maud and Mudbriar’s eldest caught Spoiled Rich burglarizing the cave for arsenic-based minerals. Not coincidentally, Spoiled had her eye on a recently widowed prince in Canterlot but Filthy was still in very good health.

@Korora
Hoo, boy.

Rarity and Sweetie Belle’s family has dragon blood somewhere inside their genes somehow.

Unicorns are the western Kirin. Kirin are the Asian unicorns.

@Phoenixflambe
Isn’t that basically just what they are?

@Just Wayne
I just remembered that Twilight can flame on so the Kirins doing so ain’t nothing new.

I like to think unicorns and kirin are related and are sort of on a spectrum of pure unicorn and pure kirin.

I think the same for pegasi being related distantly to dragons.

Earth Ponies are the most closely related creatures to the extinct race called Horses or which Alicorns have the most horse genes.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Pegasi and dragons being related is pretty badass.

Hmm…

Headcanon:

Dahlia is better at manicures than Jazz is. But she doesn’t do that because she’s more interested in flowers and Jazz is only good at manicures, (and singing). So she doesn’t want to cause a pony to lose their job

Rainbow Dash once had a beau who turned out to be a nasty piece of work, and who did a long stretch in the Royal Correctional Corral for robbery. When he got out and learned that Rainbow and Soarin’ had tied the knot, he learned that there are safer things to do than trying to do away with two members of the EUP Guard–but he learned this on arriving in the hereafter.

If Elusive were a character he’d be a mix of camp and traditional masculinity. It would be a fun combination.

Luna has a bad rap for constantly having a dream journal…but rather than her own dreams, those are the dreams of other ponies she watches. Celestia urges her sister to burn the journal because it could fall in the wrong hands and make a fool of other ponies.

Friendship is Magic takes place in the pony equivalent of the 1940s with 1945 being when the races started to be unified and when the Deadly Trio became stone.

The events of Fallout Equestria take place in the 50s and 60s when the Mane Six are now middle aged. And then some mystical device caused the destruction of Equestria.

(I dont know much about Fallout Equestria)

Sour Sweet is the cheerleading captain of Crystal Prep.

The other cheerleaders consider her a bit of a tyrant but dare not speak against her for fear of incurring her wrath.

Due to the freaky reverb effect their vocal chords produce, changeling burps sound like dubstep.

@DragonBoi471
This is the only headcanon I’ll accept.

Spike lived in Canterlot where most ponies are unicorns.
He probably knows unicorn fashion shows.
His adoptive family are all unicorns.
And unicorns might have help him a lot in the past for being Twilight’s assistant.

Not a coincidense that among Twilight’s first five ponyville friends he ends up falling in love for Rarity.

The ponies can sleep standing up like real horses. But they prefer not to for some reason

I have an interesting head canon. His name is Empire Jack. He’s AppleJack’s twin brother, Pegasus, mare (I designed him as well, I don’t like how the stallions look), and has 1 apple for a cutie mark instead of 3

@The Crystal Artist
Do horse legs ever get tired?

Derpy has never broken the law worse than accidentally running “Whoa” signs a couple times.

In the Flim Flam timeline, they built a mechanofarm where it manufactures robot versions of every character except Flim and Flam themselves.

After being rejected by Capper, Rarity enough of being rejected by males like Blueblood and Trenderhoof.

She becomes an incel who rants about how stallions won’t give her a chance. She starts an angry podcast.

Her friends to intervene before she ruins her life and turns to a lonely overweight ranter.

@Background Pony #9B9F
Even if I don’t accept that headcanon, it’s still funny.

Zecora in the past drunk a potion that allows her to rhyme easily.