Crazy Headcanons

TF2 Analysis: Derpy was INCENSED to learn that Silver had tricked her into delivering a parcel containing a live pony.

After Crusaders Of The Lost Mark, once Rarity find out Sweetie Belle’s experiences with Diamond Tiara, she got concerned so aftewards she decided to teach her little sister some skills, including social de-scalation, build trust for Sweetie to tell her anything wrong at school…

…and oddly enough also decided to teach her martial arts as well.

TF2 Analysis: When everyone was leaving the room at the end of “New Opportunities, Part 2”, Abbey Roadie realized she’d forgotten something; that’s why we see her leaving the room twice.

Luna collects masks in her spare time.

Rainbow and Gilda once formed a rap group back in Flight School. Needless to say it was a disaster and they never talked about the event again.

@Twi Clown
She also liked to pretend to be different characters in operas she watches. They became sort of inaginary friends.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
1.-
RD: “Let us never speak from it again.”
G: “Agreed….hey, where’s the mixtape we wanted to burn?”
Spike: “Wow, this mixtape looks rather old. I wonder what cool song might contain.”

2.- That would have been a problem if she made a chronically sad imaginary friend.

MLP Analysis: None of the weapons in this Workaholics Anonymous comic were real; it was all just to give a not-so-subtle hint to vacate the premises at once.

In The Last Problem, Spike sculpted his physique in a way as to be practical. Having the body of a normal dragon is not so useful for writing. And he had been taking wrestling classes. Which is ehy his body more compact than many other dragons.

In the era of G5, the Doctor once sent Derpy and Rarity on a wild goose chase because the archaeologists were about to unearth the Ponyville cemetery.

Twilight Sparkle and Zecora agree on something…

They need to build parasprite pest control measures…or even just make a full company around all Equestria.

Sunny has the Hyper breasts disease (I can’t remember what it’s called) and had her breasts reduced.

Pipp, on the other hand, had hers enhanced because she was as small as Ipomoea.

The others are all their natural sizes, though I’m not sure what those sizes would be.

@Wiimeiser
Say what? I know I’m way behind with G5, but I didn’t hear anything about EqG-style humanization of the ponies.

@Wiimeiser
breast hypertrophy I think.

My headcannon is that the Changelling diaspora in Equestria (or anywhere else for that matter) would generally be absolute memelords. because while imitation based humor is obviously not funny to anyone living in the changelling lands, the ones born outside probably don’t have such dispositions. I mean, imagine being able to make irl vine booms, it would be absolutely wild. The best stand up humorists would probably be changellings too.

@Farnesy911
This but it’s actually in Agartha and the unicorn magic is Vril, the EQG portal is just a gate to the surface and some isolated humans managed to access one of the gate throught history but failed to mount a big expedition, their remains were found here and there, which prompted ponies to dive deep into the subject to try to understand where those peoples came from, often to the point of obsession like Lyra for example.

MLP Analysis: (Spoiler for a recent Jasper Pie comic) With a new Pie’s Pizzeria opened in Manehattan, Casper Cake will try to open an IHONY there too.

G3: The Runaway Rainbow cuts out right before the onset of Rarity’s horse colic from the cake binge.

@Korora
Oof.

Ponyville has a lot of weird laws from ancient times.
Some of them like no chewing bubblegum on tuesday or no dogs around the fountain.

No one enforces said rules because no one actually cares and Mayor Mare doesn’t undo said laws because the paperwork to do so is so annoying its easier to just look the other way, and no one remembers why said laws are there in the first place.

you’d be surprised how common that is IRL.

@Twi Clown
Like how in Sire’s Hollow you’re ostensibly not supposed to prance after sunset?

@harasha456
I know. As a matter of fact I was struggling with originality so I went for something easy and plausible. Twilight probably tried to help but even royal intervention cannot really undo some laws easily and also gave up.

@Korora
You’d think most people would ask why they kept that rule.

1 year before the events of G4, Opaline Arcana was an ordinary white unicorn who worked at a paint factory in Baltimare. One night, while chasing a pair of thieves who broke into the factory, she slipped and fell into a vat of purple paint tainted with lead. She came out with a permanent stained coat…and a manticore’s dose of lead poisoning.

She spent the majority of seasons 1-9 thinking that she was a natural-born alicorn from a kingdom called Skyros and that Celestia and Luna bullied her. By the end of S9, she confronted the Mane Six, delivering a hammy speech about her “backstory” and how Equestria was screwed because Twilight had sealed all of Equestria’s magic into a trio of crystals before laughing maniacally and passing out in front of the group (Pinkie Pie’s response was pressing a button that said, “that was easy”).

Opaline currently resides in a mental hospital in Vanhoover, mumbling something about dragon magic, a fictional seaside town called Maretime Bay, and somepony named Misty.

Opaline was the creator of The Alicorn Amulet.

Daring Do is a descendant from Tlaxcalian warriors. That’s why she got in a feud with Ahuizotl in the first place, they really hate each other.