Crazy Headcanons

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Equestria has a policy of “celebrate holidays whenever-the-rut you want.” Hence why Christmas/Hearth’s Warming Eve somehow came before Halloween/Nightmare Night this year.
 
Also, they use the phrase “rut” instead of “fuck.”
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@evil_eric  
eh, portably, but then again, this is the headcanon thread. :p
 
When she grows up, Ruby Pinch will have tattoos of a scooter, a tiara, a fancy spoon, bubbles, a Jolly Rodger, a Hoofball, an apple, a music note, a hedgehog, a camera, two cakes, a joystick, and a base ball. || these are things that are related to all of her classmates she has had sex with||
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Also, they use the phrase “rut” instead of “fuck.”
 
 
YES. THANK YOU.
 
Why don’t more people do this? I mean, yeah, it’s a fun rhyme, but when you start talking about apple bucking….
 
Even better, rut actually means the same thing as fuck!
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As a being who embodies the power of love, Princess Cadance can serve as a power battery for those with a Star Sapphire ring. Having Shining Armor with her only increases this capacity.
 
More surprising is that Fluttershy, a seemingly normal pegasus who embodies the element of Kindness, can recharge Sinestro Corps rings, of all things, due to her being able to both experience and inspire deep fear.
 
@YetAnotherBrony  
I’d imagine that any priests who claim to speak for Celestia or Luna find themselves in a great deal of legal trouble very quickly.
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Lunar Champion - Led the charge of major battles for the New Lunar Republic, bringing swift and crushing defeat to the forces of the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
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Bon Bon is a cyborg due to the agency she work for. (next few bits are gory and NSFW)
 
bon Bon volunteered to be part of the Cyber Agent program, a program that is supposed to artificially enhance agents to make them better than regular ponies.
 
The process involves the volunteer being rendered unconscious by non-addictive drugs, and are then put in a machine called the Leonardo device, which then || chops off the pony’s front and back legs.
 
The bones are then removed from the amputated legs. A special metal is then placed where the legs were. This allows agents to run faster, and gives them more strength. The metal is also unbreakable, and can not be detected by metal detectors. After the artificial legs are placed in, the bones from the original legs are removed, and the legs are placed back in, then mended together by a certain spell. This spell also removes the markings from the transplant, so they do not give away who is a agent.
 
The eyes are also removed, and are replaced by eyes that have a Varity of different visions, like x-ray, night vision, heat vision ect. A chip is then planted in the back of the head to allow the brain to have access to the wires attached to the new eyes.
 
The rest if the body and skull is then removed, and given a new one that is made from the same unbreakable metal. A spell is used to keep the pony alive during this process. Another chip is then implanted in the back of the head to connect the body parts together.
 
Lastly, the organs are removed, and magically enhanced to help ponies function better on the inside. The lungs are also augmented to allow ponies to breath underwater. This spell also makes the pony immune to all known diseases and illnesses.
 
After the process is done, only the brain, tongue,heart and a few other organs are the only things not augmented. ||
 
What do you think of the idea?
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Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!

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@YetAnotherBrony  
However, even though they are more machine than pony, they are not completely a machine. They still have emotions, and still feel the touch of thing (they just cant feel pain), || they still have a functioning penis, anus and vagina||, still must consume food (the augmentations however allow them to gone on for longer without feeling the effects of hunger should they not eat), and can still reproduce.
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Someone’s name list, updated.
 
Scootaloo’s human name is Scout Lewis.
 
Rarity and Sweetie Belle are Lara T. Suite and Bella Suite. Their parents simply inherit the first names of their pony versions (mother’s maiden name is Crumb, and she was quite happy to change it).
 
Apples: Mack Appleseed, Jackie Appleseed, and Blossom Appleseed, who live with their grandmother, Mrs. Smith, who never uses her first name for whatever reason. (Blossom thinks she forgot it.)
 
Twi and her family are Miley Sparks, Spike Sparks (adopted), Shane Sparks and his wife Candace Sparks (nee Love). Parents are Bright Sparks (who never quite forgave his parents for naming him so whimsically) and Velma Sparks (nee Twine).
 
Fluttershy has a name that doesn’t work for this pattern at all, so “fate” has re-named her human counterpart Violet Wilde.
 
Raine Beux-Dash is obvious. No, I mean she herself is. When you’re loud, fast, and colorful, you tend to get attention.
 
Diane Pyle never goes by her given name unless things are really serious, and she tries to avoid serious things as a matter of principle, and generally goes by “Pink”. Her sister Maud Pyle doesn’t seem bothered by this, but she doesn’t exactly wear her heart on her sleeve. Their father Ignatius hoped his other two daughters turn out normal, but alas this was not the case. Irma believes she runs the asylum, and she pretty much has since almost driving her sister Marble to suicide. Their mother Clara does not approve.
 
James and Samuel Flemming have a bridge to sell you. (They say their friends can call them “Jim” and “Sam”, but when they say “friends”, they mean “marks”.)
 
Coco Powell is the real talent of the operation, and deserves a better boss than Suri Palomere.
 
Tiara Richards just wants to make friends with other girls, but her evil mother Spira doesn’t allow her to hang out with common folk, so her only friend is Sylvia Spooner. Phil doesn’t take notice since he’s too busy managing his store.
 
Babs Seeley lives in the big city and is trying to raise money to start a barber shop.
 
Phoebe Finn just wants to snap a good shot of violet.
 
Kathryn-Claire wants nothing more than Miley’s autograph. Randall Lane has a crush on Kathryn, but his big brother Thor Lane disapproves.
 
Cherry Lee is so close to being sacked it’s not funny. That Tiara and Sylvia torment Scout, Blossom and Bella for not wearing bras yet certainly isn’t helping.
 
Ash Button just wants to get into Bella’s panties. However, he’s too obsessed with Garry’s Mod to leave his room.
 
Trixie Moon is sick of Miley stealing her thunder. Dusty Light despises Raine after an incident at military school.
 
Therese Hagen is Violet’s stoner friend. The two frequently hang out together, sometimes with local troublemaker Diesel Corbett.
 
Celeste and Luna Royal do government work. Most of their effort is concentrated on Maya Mayer.
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@Wiimeiser  
That someone is me. And I’d have gone with Tara Diamond for DT, but to each their own.
 
A few more:
 
Riley Parker is basically Miley with glasses and worse social skills. The first time they met, they spent like half an hour poking each other to make sure they were both real.
 
Sonia Dusk is an idiot with no real moral compass. Erica Blaze hates everyone and isn’t afraid to show it. Both prove useful, if irritating, pawns for Ondine G. Odessa, a high-functioning sociopath with a lovely singing voice.
 
Mayor Mary Majors is only an elected official, she can’t possibly make decisions by herself!
 
Soren Bolt is surprisingly athletic for a guy who eats so many baked goods.
 
Cici Saddler is pushier than a bulldozer, but her heart’s in the right place.
 
When he grows up, Foster White is going to be either a professional photographer or some kind of spy. There are those who’d argue he’s that second one already.
 
Suzette Summers used to be a horrible person, but turned her life around following a near-death experience.
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Minuette is Minnie Yuet.
 
Moondancer is Mona Daniels.
 
Lemon Hearts is Elma Hartley.
 
Twinkleshine is Tawny Kelso.
 
Amethyst Star is Amy Hester.
 
Cloudchaser and Flitter are Claudia and Flora Chase.
 
Blossomforth is Blossom North.
 
Raindrops is Renee DeRozan.
 
Bulk Biceps is Blake Bison.
 
Spitfire is Scarlett Firestone.
 
Fleetfoot is Felicia Fortson.
 
Berry Punch is Brie Punnett.
 
Cheese Sandwich is Chester Sands.
 
Golden Harvest/Carrot Top is Goldeen Harvey.
 
Caramel is Carey Melvin.
 
Noteworthy is Nate Worthy.
 
Lyra Heartstrings is Lyra Hastings.
 
Bon-Bon/Sweetie Drops is Bonnie Sweet.
 
Dr. Whooves is Dr. Hughes.
 
Vinyl Scratch/DJ Pon-3 is Violet Scranton.
 
Octavia Melody is…you know, she can still be Octavia Melody.
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@Wiimeiser  
Wasn’t saying you were wrong, just saying I came up with something different. Honestly, your way probably works better, I just talk without thinking sometimes.
 
…If Diamond stays Diamond, can Lyra be, like, Lyra Hart or something? Lyra Harper? And her girlfriend best friend Bonnie Bonner (you’re on your own with her former identity of Sweetie Drops)?
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