Let's keep calm here...
Celestia never touches alcohol, because those around her cannot afford for her to let her self-control lapse even a moment (c.f. Daybreaker).
Cow Tipping is considered a hate crime under Equestrian law.
Does anyone think Surprise could be related to Pinkie in anyway. Like Rainbow Dash and Firefly??
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