Crazy Headcanons

Background Pony #3B48
Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker were never meant to be evil. They both were created by a young Luna and a young Celestia back in the day when the races were still divided and Alicorns were seen as mutations or undesirables (Kinda like an imaginary friend). The colossal magical power of the Royal Sisters were enough to bring them to life. This wasn’t ignored by the other races, who in fear of “multiplicating alicorns”, decided to use a now forbidden magic to darken the hearts of Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon. When Celestia and Luna noticed it was too late and they had to “absorb” them, this is one of the reasons the Royal Sisters want to have the knowledge of all of Equestria’s magic; to reunite with their best and only childhood friends and undo the forbidden magic cast upon them.
Background Pony #C5E3
There never was a “Nightmare Moon.” It was a prank Luna played on her sister, a prank that went too far and resulted in a thousand-year timeout on the moon.
Background Pony #C5E3
From an anonymous person at 4chan: when Celestia goes into heat, it’s literal. That’s what turns her into Daybreaker. Anon is able to turn her back with a spray bottle filled with water, though.
Background Pony #C5E3
The rest of the Mane 6 call Fluttershy “Nutter Butter” behind her back. They also all call Twilight Sparkle “Twilight Snapple.”
Background Pony #6366
Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker were never meant to be evil. They both were created by a young Luna and a young Celestia back in the day when the races were still divided and Alicorns were seen as mutations or undesirables (Kinda like an imaginary friend). The colossal magical power of the Royal Sisters were enough to bring them to life. This wasn’t ignored by the other races, who in fear of “multiplicating alicorns”, decided to use a now forbidden magic to darken the hearts of Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon. When Celestia and Luna noticed it was too late and they had to “absorb” them, this is one of the reasons the Royal Sisters want to have the knowledge of all of Equestria’s magic; to reunite with their best and only childhood friends and undo the forbidden magic cast upon them.
 
Interesting. 🤔
Korora
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Let's keep calm here...
G3: The reason Ponyville’s streets are so random is because (as established in A Very Minty Christmas) the world is so small that keeping the north-south streets north-south would be too difficult.
Background Pony #C5E3
Ponies watch a TV cartoon series about various members of a fictional species of sapient primates, called “My Little Human.” They have a TV-equivalent that works along magical rather than electronic principles.
Korora
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Let's keep calm here...
Even though I have made (and will likely continue to make) linguistic theories based on human language renderings, I surmise that as a result of limited contact with other countries, the grammar of actual neighed Ponish has developed very complex inflections. It likely has a declension system more complex than that of any IRL Indo-European language* (whether spoken today, attested in writings and/or inscriptions, or reconstructed). Also, verb conjugations may approach Sanskrit’s for sheer complexity.
 
  • Proto-Indo-European is typically reconstructed with the eight noun cases found in more than one branch each and known not to be innovative, though there is circumstantial evidence in the Anatolian and Hellenic branches for a ninth. The highest number of known grammatical cases is eleven (probably with some innovative), found in Tocharian B.
Background Pony #C5E3
In Equestria puns have mystical, reality-warping power . It’s why so many of their place names are horse puns. They also set-aside butt-shaped garden plots to cultivate magical crops such as bopcorn, which pops when bopped with a hoof. Bopcorn is often eaten with cupcakes shaped like real cups, while listening to rock music made with real rocks.
Background Pony #3B48
Celestia’s fire has an high concentration of magnesium sulfate/aluminium, meanwhile Luna’s fire has high amount of copper chloride, hence their heavenly white and dark blue colours respectively.
Castellan Fyor
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

For the Emperor!
Laws have been made to prevent modernization of warfare. This is why the guards still use spears despite the steam engine era they are in.
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