Crazy Headcanons
Background Pony #EB35
Copied from the FanFic Writing General thread:
- Ponies like the Nintendo Switch (and its family), because of the detachable joycons (on some of them), and most, if not all of the portable only Switch Family having the ability to become controllers when attached to the switch dock, or Switch TV in my AU.
- Some ponies are e-gamers, Cozy Glow is an example.
Korora 
Let's keep calm here...
Scootaloo was, in fact, 86ed from the bowling alley in “The Cutie Pox”.
Twi Clown 
Übermensch in training
For reasons nobody know or understand, mice hate Celestia. Celestia herself never knew why either.
Korora
Let's keep calm here...
@Twi Clown
Would that include the sentient mice from G1 Muensterville?
Would that include the sentient mice from G1 Muensterville?
Korora
Let's keep calm here...
TF2 Analysis: (spoilers for the most recent episode) While Aramau runs the boot camp in Coal Town (and keeps Firebrand there), Lunacorva and Final Cut the Bat are keeping an eye on the nitwit guards at the Base.
Twi Clown
Übermensch in training
Octavia once participated in an earbuds commercial because she was promised lots of money.
She ended up legitimelly liking them, though now she constantly keeps missing them around the house so they also became a huge problem to her.
She ended up legitimelly liking them, though now she constantly keeps missing them around the house so they also became a huge problem to her.
Korora
Let's keep calm here...
MLP Analysis: Soon after the incident with Casper Cake and the Magiswords (where Casper had tied Chuggle Buggle and Solar Flare to a tree lest they come to Lightning Bliss’ aid), Sketchy the Changeling gave Chuggle a crash course in assuming forms that can cut through bonds like string.
Twi Clown
Übermensch in training
Soarin and Dash constantly make cider shots challenges.
If often results in Derpy having to be the designated flier. Clumsy eyes crashes ensues.
If often results in Derpy having to be the designated flier. Clumsy eyes crashes ensues.
Roseluck 
There’s a Caneighdian Applejack lookalike named Maplejack who’s all about them maple trees, and a Prench one named Pomme de Terre (because what is more ‘Applejack’ than literally “earth apple”?) who’s in a constant identity crisis over whether she’s supposed to farm apples or potatoes.
Also, Fleur dis Lee’s bitterest rival is a English Trottingham model named Perfide Albion.
CalypsoFantasy
Pre-1932 US car fan
Neighjing is called Beijing in Chineighse and is pronounced the exact same way with one difference:
Instead of 北京, it’s written as 北惊.
Instead of 北京, it’s written as 北惊.
WaynePonePone 
Flutters Hitchy Glimglam
@CalypsoFantasy
Honestly I think it’s better to use this 驚 because it has the character for “horse” in it.
Honestly I think it’s better to use this 驚 because it has the character for “horse” in it.
Twi Clown
Übermensch in training
Mean Twilight Sparkle at some point fantasized dropping hot sauce on Chrysalis’ snout.
CalypsoFantasy
Pre-1932 US car fan
@Just Wayne
That’s basically the joke. 惊 means “to startle” (in reference to a horse)
That’s basically the joke. 惊 means “to startle” (in reference to a horse)
WaynePonePone
Flutters Hitchy Glimglam
@CalypsoFantasy
I guess that makes sense. I didn’t initially associate “being startled” with horses.
I guess that makes sense. I didn’t initially associate “being startled” with horses.
Korora
Let's keep calm here...
@Just Wayne
Back when one of my sisters worked at a horse barn, I got reprimanded once for honking to announce my presence to pick her up one afternoon; it startled the horses.
Back when one of my sisters worked at a horse barn, I got reprimanded once for honking to announce my presence to pick her up one afternoon; it startled the horses.
WaynePonePone
Flutters Hitchy Glimglam
@Korora
Aww poor horses. Yeah I know horses are easily startled but I didn’t think of that for some reason.
Aww poor horses. Yeah I know horses are easily startled but I didn’t think of that for some reason.
Korora
Let's keep calm here...
To Dinky and her half-brother Thunderlane Junior, “Dad jokes” were “Mom jokes”.
Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
Surprised no one’s done this, but:
Tree Hugger’s birthday is April 20.
Tree Hugger’s birthday is April 20.
Rarity’s is February 29
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