“Dude. I guess you don’t know but I’m a legal adult, bro. Twilight hatched me when she was, like, five.”
“Wait, but she said you were a baby dragon.”
“Yeah, because dragons live for, like, a thousand years, man.”
Eugh. I’m fine with stuff like this when the younger party is aged up. (Spike can still be younger than Rarity. Just not a literal baby dragon for fucks sake.) I don’t find the “they’re not real” argument compelling. It’s the most popular argument but I think it doesn’t matter. Still represents a child. And the fact that people can like depictions of underage genitalia even in drawn form, I find that incredibly disturbing.
If Spike actually acted like an adult instead of like a literal child maybe I’d understand the whole age thing. But if nothing else, saying dragons live a long time makes your argument look worse. Because in that case, Spike takes a longer time to mature into a dragon’s biological definition of adulthood, he’s not even a teenager yet. But I guess Rarity is supposed to have her way with his tiny under developed boy dick anyway.
Too many early portrayals of SpikeBelle as just Spike with rarity but younger turned me off from that ship super hard. Felt unfair to both of them, especially given much of Sweetie’s early character arc was her trying to step out of her sister’s shadow.
You have to keep your ponies and non ponies separate. All pony x anything else should be banned immediately. In fact, that discord fellow should be censored too. He’s made up of all those different creatures, its unnatural.