Randomosaur
Lyra is an alicorn with invisible wings, flexible bones, mint-flavored fur and banana smoothie feces.
Sweetie Belle has rubber ducks for vocal cords.
Fluttershy is a solid (but warm and fuzzy) custard and strawberry icing golem with poor quality mechanical vocal cords.
Applejack’s favorite food is McNuggets, not apples, and she craves Taco Bell every 100 days.
Rainbow Dash is only a mare because she once teabagged a bear trap.
Sweetie Belle has rubber ducks for vocal cords.
Fluttershy is a solid (but warm and fuzzy) custard and strawberry icing golem with poor quality mechanical vocal cords.
Applejack’s favorite food is McNuggets, not apples, and she craves Taco Bell every 100 days.
Rainbow Dash is only a mare because she once teabagged a bear trap.