My Grown Up Humans: Friendship With Benefits is Alluring (NSFW)

Celestia’s sexual side is getting the best of her again, and she searches for new fetishes to indulge herself in. Perusing the web, she comes across animated porn of bipedal creatures known as “humans.” Molly is incredibly aroused, and being out of her right mind…well…ends up turning all of the ponies in Equestria into humans.  
You, a citizen of Ponyville, wake up the following morning feeling, among other things, very large, as your new feet hang off the edge of your small pony bed. As you proceed outside (after staring at your new form for a couple of minutes) you feel oddly embarrassed about being naked as well, and a bit chilly.  
Wat Do?

>Retrieve arms.

Question how fucking high I was to do this.

pretty fucking drugged on your own sexual madness, your majesty

I would then accept it and ask Twilight and/or any other former Unicorn (provided that they can still do magic) to cast a gender-changing spell on me so that I can joyfully live as a lesbian.

Go back to sleep.

Retrieve arms from magic chest.

Stare out the window.

Check to see if I still have my wings.

Take weapon focus: cockslap for my feat this level.

Stay in bed the rest of the day.

Wonder if I’ve gone more crazy or less crazy now that I’m seeing everyone else as nudists instead of ponies.

Wacky day of trying to touch those things on the mares’ chests and not knowing exactly why I want to so much.

Shabadoobeee touch to Henshin.

Well, this is… embarrasing.