Random RP, please keep it SFW.

FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
It’s a term for online storage. Now, let’s see, move… delete…  
It says I’ve reached my limit and I have to pay for more!? Those moneybags!
FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
(Grabs phone and continues on the road)  
GPS: When possible, make a legal U-turn.  
GPS: When possible, make a legal U-turn.  
GPS: When possible, make a—  
NO!!!!!  
Falco: Wait, what direction are we going in?  
(looks at phone)  
Falco: I hate to say it, but the GPS lady is right. We’re getting nowhere.
Beau Skunky
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -

Join my Beach Party RP!
Maybe we should ask for directions? Maybe ask that guy? (Points to a shadey, creepy, drifter on the side of the road, whom looks like a very creepy, lanky, guy in a ballcap, and dirty clothes.)
Beau Skunky
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -

Join my Beach Party RP!
(Smiles cheerfully.) Aw, c’mon he looks friendly. Hey, Mister? Can you tell us how to get to the beach?
 
Unknown Drifter : (Eye twitches.) Bleeeeeggghhh… (Drools.)
FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
Yeah. (shudders)  
GPS: Take a legal U-turn.  
Falco: Umm, we already did.  
I… think this GPS app is corrupted.  
That’s just GREAT!  
Well, looks like we’ll have to drive without that.  
Do you know the route?
Beau Skunky
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -

Join my Beach Party RP!
@FalcoDash107  
Lemee check my map.  
(Digs through a bag.) Aha! Wait, this is a map of Nightmare Land. (Tosses it aside.)
 
I found it! (Looks at map.) Um, this map is in Spanish.
FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
(looks at map.)  
Hmm. (translates)  
Falco: Oh! This place says “convienience store!”  
We could get something to eat there!  
Belly rumbles
FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
Falco: How could you be starving if you only haven’t eaten in 30 mins?  
Nevermind, I’m not a skunky.  
If we take a left… go right…  
THERE! (points to store)
FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
Wait. How much do you have? You can’t just take the snacks and run away.  
Also, Get me some skittles! (not the sour kind, i hate those)
FalcoDash107
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Twileet Sporkel
Cashier: Sorry skunk, we only accept the almighty American currency.  
Falco: SPEAK ENGLISH!  
Cashier: Also known as: the dollar.  
Falco: reaches in pocket  
F: I have $10.49.
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