Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@Beau Skunky  
Just smiled and lied back, humming and singing a different song now  
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy.  
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy.  
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy  
Yummy Yummy Yummy Yummy, Fruit Salad

@asperman1  
You’re making me hungry. lol

@Beau Skunky  
Hot Potato, Hot Potato,  
Hot Potato, Hot Potato,  
Hot Potato, Hot Potato,  
Potato, Potato, Potato, Potato

@asperman1  
Stop torturing me! I’m so hungry, I’ve hardly eaten in… Maybe 18 minutes.
 
(Wind blows a paper over.) What’s this? “Beach Pie eating contest? Winner gets an all expenses payed vacation to Manehatten.”  
…Now, if only we knew somebody whom can eat alot. (Both Falco & Asper/Rusty stare at the fat, food-crazed, little skunk.)
 
…Um, why are you both staring at me like that? Do I have a zit?

@Beau Skunky  
Smirked and just looked at the nearly empty basket

@asperman1  
What? (Slips, and falls into the basket.) EEP! Hey, where you guys taking me? Let me out! I’m stuck!

@Beau Skunky  
Soon, they are at the contest, the skunk on stage with the other contestants

Anouncer : Presenting today’s contestents! First is our returning champion! Dick the lifeguard!
 
Dick : (Flexes muscles as he struts onto stage, and accidentally bumps into Skunky nocking him down.) “DICK ALWAYS WIN!”  
(Crowd cheers.)
 
(Skunky narrows his eyes at Dick, because of the trouble he gave them a page ago. giving him more reason to win.)
 
Annoucer : Our next contestant, hailing from Ponyville, holder of the element of laughter, hero of Equestria, and our special guest Pinkie Pie!  
(A pink pony cheerfully bounces onto stage, smiles, and waves to the audience. Crowd cheers)
 
Announcer : And out third, and final contestant… Skunky! …The uh, talking skunk!  
(Only 5 ponies in the audience clap, some even look confused why an “animal” is there.)
 
(Skunky still acts enthusiastic.) Woohoo! Yay for me!

Ok so where do I start on this?

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(It doesn’t matter to me, you can do whatever you want.) :)

@FalcoDash107  
(Hey, we missed you.) :)
 
Announcer : Contestants are ready? (A few attractive mares bring in several plates of pies.) 3… 2… 1… GO!
 
(The three contestents dig in to the pies, getting messy. Skunky finishes off his first plate.) Moar!  
(One of the mares gives Skunky more pies. Dick the lifeguard sneers at the skunk, and begins eating faster.)
 
Announcer : And Skunky is in the lead, Pinkie in second, and our last winner Richard is in last place! Could he lose his title?
 
Dick : DICK ALWAYS WIN! (Dick motions to somebody in the audience. A shadey looking pony sneaks behind the contestant stage, and begins to sneak a few empty plate tins to Dick. Fortunately, Falco notices, and realises he has to stop him before that cheater Dick gets them.)

@FalcoDash107  
Announcer : What’s that ruckus backstage?
 
Dick : “Uhhh… Dick not know! ^{Where are empty plates?}”
 
(Skunky & Pinkie continue eating, Dick realising he’s falling behind tries to catch up.)
 
(Meanwhile backstage behind the curtain where the audience can’t see.)
 
Shadey pony : (Bad fake NY accent.) “Hey, who do yaz think ya’ are, nockin’ me down like that?”  
(Takes off his hat off revealing he’s a unicorn, and tries to shoot a magical blast at Falco.)

I fire my pie cannon at Pinkie Pie.

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Pinkie eats the pies no problem.)  
Pinkie : “Wait do these count?”
 
(Skunky shrugs, and goes back to pigging out on pies in the contest.)
 
(Dick the lifeguard looks annoyed, and taps his hoof on the stage. A trap door opens, and another shady pony begins sawing the wooden legs of Skunky’s stool to ensure he has an “accident.”)

I can’t let him cheat!  
(yells, DICK IS CHEATING! DISQUALIFY HIM!)

(The cheating pony quickly hides in his trapdoor before he can finish sawing Skunky’s stool.)
 
Dick : “WHO SAY THAT? DICK NOT CHEAT! DICK ALWAYS WIN!” (Tries to cram more pies in his mouth.)
 
Announcer : The contest only has 30 seconds left! Who will win?
 
(Mares bring in more pies. Dick & Skunky eat the pies faster, while Pinkie just calmly, and slowly plops pies into her mouth.)
 
(Suddenly, the stage curtain rips from the scuffle in the back, the audience gasp as they see Falco fighting with the other shady pony.)
 
Announcer : What is the meaning of this?!
 
(Empty pie tins drop from the shadey pony’s trenchcoat.)
 
(Skunky points) HEY, he is cheating! (In his anger Skunky throws a pie at Dick.)
 
Pinkie : PIE FIIIIIIIGHT! WOOOO!

Pinkie: throws pies

I scarf down the pies…  
“Mmm, yummy!”

(Skunky watches as he just started a huge pie battle, as everybody starts throwing pies.)
 
Wow, that was fun. (Calmly eats another pie.) Do I win?
 
Announcer : “What is GOING ON? This is a competition! Everybody stop!” (Somebody throws a pie in his face.)

Announcer: Who’s the creature that threw this pie at me? the pie on the announcer splats onto the ground

@Background Pony #91Z0  
Dick the lifeguard : Uh oh! (Gets chased by the contest announcer.)
 
(Skunky pouts.) I guess we’re not getting the Manehatton vacation, are we?

Announcer: Nope.

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Ducks a thrown pie.) I think we better jam, guys! Run!
 
(Tries to waddle on all fours as fast as he can, but ate so many pies, he can’t run fast.) Um, can one of you pick me up? (Urp!)