A Little Idea (ANYTHING GOES)

I came up with this little fan fic game.  
Rules: Name three things anything at all after the 3 things put SFW or NSFW, and finally put a genre at the end  
The next person will have to make a quick paragraph of what you find in a fan fic about those items relating to the rating and genre then after they are done they have to name three objects, a rating, and genre.  
I will start: Scootaloo, Tree house, privacy (SFW or NSFW) Genre:Funny

Scootaloo starts to suspect she might be a lesbian and tries to talk to Pinkie Pie about it. This is probably a bad idea, as Pinkie Pie gets it into her head that Scootaloo is interested not just in other mares, but in her specifically. Mistakes are made, rubber chickens are misused, and hilarity ensues.
 
Ahuizotl, tax returns, Smarty Pants (SFW) Genre:Mystery