King James Clopfics [a nsfw markov chain]

I trained a markov chain on the King James Version Bible plus a comparable number of words in clopfics
 
hilarity ensued
 
for example,  
||36:19 These are the generations of Esau, who is Edom, and these are my balls, okay?” I pointed to the appropriate areas. My sister nodded like a good romp in the hay is going on with her. ||
 
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89:27 Also I spake unto Moses, but for every small matter that Pinkie’s tits compressed around, and he doubted she was even rhyming for the river. ||